While
you were microwaving peeps, or singing "Easter People, Raise Your
Voices," or whatever the hell else you did over the weekend, some very
important and not so important things happend, like us missing out on
the Peeps Diorama Contest. Seriously, how did we not know about this?
Paris Hilton had to celebrate herself for actually coming into contact with poor black kids, so she threw herself a party in Johannesburg.
Grandma Lohan crashed her Nissan in New York. Hopefully she was wearing clean underwear.
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