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• Scanner Emily's Top 10 Lessons Learned in 2008

  So this is 2009. So far, so good. We're going to use the next few days to accidentally write "2008" on everything and take a look back at the year that was. You can expect the top 10 Scanner posts of 2008 on Monday. But first, as promised, Scanner Emily's top 10 lessons learned in 2008, including—unfortunately—a repeat from last year. Seriously, how many times must we humiliate ourselves online before learning that drinking and Facebook do not mix? Read More... Posted Jan 02 2009, 10:22 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: scanner, nerve, facebook, 2008, herpes, top 10 lists, american apparel, scanner emily, summer camp, wet hot american summer, missouri, emily farris, ex boyfriends, kansas city, nerve.com, rollerskating, broken bones, exes, top ten lists, las vegas, scanner emily's wet hot american summer, whiskey, hendrick's gin, greenpoint, broken blogger, broken wrist, scanner blog, the ex files, lessons learned, 2009, jameson, nerve blogs, alternative weeklies, the new york press, emergency room, roller skating, the herp, costume parties, january 2, oral herpes, bellevue, roller disco, lessons, yellow tights, phoneputer

• 5 Entirely Personal And Probably Unrelatable Things Scanner Verena Learned On Christmas Vacation

  Hi! It's the Monday after Christmas (or "the holidays" or whatever), and while its entirely possible that you can think of nothing worse than having to be at work right now, it's also entirely possible that you're something like me and your "holiday" was something like mine, and you therefore know that the only thing worse than having to be at work right now would be having to be at home right now. So, in the interest of getting all my family greivances passive-aggressively off my chest, here goes nothing. Read More... Posted Dec 29 2008, 10:49 AM by Ina Maier with | with no comments Filed under: dysfunctional families, christmas vacation, lessons learned, listicles