
Because
there is no other human being on the planet right now, we will regale
you with rumors about the field of woman Michael Phelps is currently
plowing. It should go without saying Phelps must take this 8 Gold Medal
situation and turn it into sex with everyone he's ever even remotely
fanticized about. Honestly, why else would a person bother to swim that
fast, if not to get massively laid afterward.
So! Without the recommended period of slutitization, Phelps has reportedly taken a lover. And who are the potential champions of Micheal Phelps' heart?
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