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American Woman: The Presidential Mistress

When you think of presidential mistresses do you imagine Monica Lewinsky and her blue dress making nightly appearances on Inside Edition? Or maybe you picture Marilyn Monroe baring all for photographer Bruce Stern in The Last Sitting. In fact, save for America’s bittersweet love for Ms. Monroe, presidential girlfriends are rarely presented in a positive light. Until now.

Posted Mar 13 2009, 10:54 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments

Madonna Does Marilyn Monroe Then Lindsay Lohan Does Marilyn Monroe Then Lindsay Lohan Does Madonna

As part of its American Icons special issue, Glamour has dressed Lindsay Lohan up as Madonna, of course, like a virgin.

Posted Mar 04 2009, 03:07 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments

Filed under: marilyn monroe, lindsay lohan, pictures, madonna, images, glamour, like a virgin, diamonds are a girls best friend, glamour magazine, recreations, recreated photos, special issues, american icons, material girl

Museum Erotica Might Be the Economy's Next Victim

Copenhagen, Demark's Museum Erotica may be going out of business. Sources say that a public plea failed when the new investors pulled out at the last minute (no pun intended.)

A loss of this magnitude would be have worldwide consequences-- after all, where else are you going to see all this NSFW sex-related art?

Posted Feb 09 2009, 02:56 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments

Filed under: marilyn monroe, copenhagen, flickr, sex, nsfw, vagina, kama sutra, asses, denmark, art porn, camera, economic stimulus, economic crisis, museum

Playboy's Presidential Sex Quiz A Welcome Distraction From Boring Obama Stories

The first U.S. president known to have been caught cheating on his wife was James Garfield. After finding out about the smutty letters he had written to an 18 year-old New York woman named Calhoun, his wife accused him of:

A. “abusing the executive privilege”
B. “sloppy penmanship, atrocious grammar and poor syntax”
C. “lawless passion”
D. “getting jiggy with that tenement trash”

And so it begins, Playboy's excellent time-waster on sex and the Presidents of the United States... find out the answer to this and several other quiz questions, after the jump...

Posted Oct 28 2008, 02:40 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s)

Filed under: marilyn monroe, hillary clinton, playboy, sex scandals, history, toilet, Bill Clinton, nsfw, President Bush, President, JFK, sex scandal, washington, america, nude photos, lincoln

Most Bootylicious Marilyn Monroe Pic Ever?

We know nothing about this image other than we found it here. It sort of almost doesn't make any sense, right? Like, it's almost too modern looking. You think it's a fake? Any of y'all photo fans got a provenance on it?

Posted May 22 2008, 01:51 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 4 comment(s)

Filed under: marilyn monroe, booty

Scanner Highs and Lows: Michael McDonald Still Hasn't Called

Damn, this was a busy week. We fell in and out of love, we traveled, we encountered racism, and as always, we saw some boobs. Oh, and story of our lives: he never called.

Posted Mar 07 2008, 05:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments

Hot or Not: Michael Musto's Lindsay Lohan's Marilyn Monroe

Michael Musto—Village Voice columnist, bicycle rider and VH1 talking head—has re-created Lindsay Lohan's photoshoot re-creating Marilyn Monroe's Last Sitting. So what do you think, hot or not? More shots after the jump.

Posted Mar 05 2008, 02:29 PM by Emily Farris with | with 6 comment(s)

Filed under: boobs, marilyn monroe, fruit, lindsay lohan, new york magazine, lindsay as marilyn, michael musto, cantaloupe, the village voice, nude photos

Michael Lohan: The Only Person on Earth Who Won't See Lindsay Lohan's Breasts

Are you tired of hearing about Lindsay's photos re-creating Marilyn Monroe's 'last sitting?' We're getting there, but it's our job to care about such things.

Who doesn't care to see them? Her daddy dearest, Michael Lohan.

Posted Feb 21 2008, 12:29 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s)

Filed under: marilyn monroe, lindsay lohan, new york magazine, Jessica Simpson, lindsay as marilyn, joe simpson, michael lohan, bert stern

Sloppy Seconds: Little Frances Bean is All Grown Up, Brad Pitt's Little Penis, McCartney-Mills Divorce Drama, Gorilla Sex, Britney's Civil Rights and Lindsay Lohan's Boobs

Little Frances Bean Cobain is all grown up, and doing fashion spreads for Bazaar. She looks great even though we can totally tell that's not her real hair color.

Our big little sister FameCrawler is reporting that Juilette Lewis said Brad Pitt wasn't much of a big deal down there.

The Paul McCartney and Heather Mills divorce drama is almost over. We think.

Gorillas do it face-to-face, too.

Britney's new lawyer feels her civil rights are being violated.

Lindsay Lohan as a nekkid, tattooed Marilyn Monroe in New York Magazine.

Posted Feb 18 2008, 01:17 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s)

Filed under: boobs, marilyn monroe, lindsay lohan, new york magazine, kurt cobain, courtney love, brad pitt, paul mccartney, heather mills, frances bean cobain, famecrawler, juliette lewis

50 Best Breasts: Try Saying That Five Times Really Fast

October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. So what better time to celebrate the 50 Best Breasts in Movie History? Yeah, they're boobs, they're awesome, they're all embedded in YouTube videos right on your computer screen to drool shamelessly over. We think Penelope Cruz has been wrongly omitted, but really, who has the energy to argue? Just enjoy. You can thank God, or genetics, or breast enlargement exercises later.

Posted Oct 09 2007, 12:44 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s)

Filed under: boobs, marilyn monroe, movies

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The first U.S. president known to have been caught cheating on his wife was James Garfield. After finding out about the smutty letters he had written to an 18 year-old New York woman named Calhoun, his wife accused him of: