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• Meghan McCain Needs Your Help (File Under: Tattoos)

  No, no. She's not getting that "I heart Barack" tattoo she got when she was drunk removed from her ass. At least not yet, anyway. No, Meghan McCain needs help deciding what she's going to get next.  Read More... Posted Sep 19 2008, 12:09 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: tattoos, drunk, john McCain, meghan mccain, ink, eve, stretch marks, body art, meghan mccain's tattoo, tattoos and stretch marks, getting tattoos while drunk, weight gain and tattoos, faded tattoos, tattoos stretching, stretching tattoos

• Palin's Grandbaby Daddy: Self-Proclaimed F*cking Redneck

  Not that we have anything against rednecks. We pass the "You Might Be a Redneck If..." test with flying colors — even after eight years in New York. So we're not judging him on the fact that he's a redneck, we're just a little concerned with the manner in which he's letting the world know. Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you, a screen shot of the myspace page of the future son-in-law of the woman who might ruin the world for women if she and John McCain are elected: Read More... Posted Sep 03 2008, 10:12 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: blogging, john McCain, election, meghan mccain, rnc, sarah palin, bristol palin, presidental election, levi johnston

• Sloppy Seconds: Hillary Clinton Nominated For President?

  Would someone please make one of these for us and send it by mail to Scanner, New York, NY? Of course, you'll need to get us a nano, too...  Natalie Wood's longtime lover planned, at one point, to murder Warren Beatty. The world doesn't know how close it came to losing Bulworth. The decision by America's Next Top Model to feature a transgender contestant has been met with praise from at least one group... Read More... Posted Aug 14 2008, 04:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: transgender, the hills, hillary clinton, Batman, ipod, assault, models, democratic primary, meghan mccain, americas next top model, music camp, conventions, christian bale, warren beatty, panama

• McCain Blogette: Hot or Not?

  John McCain's blond blogger daughter, Meghan, is under tremendous pressure from her readers (and apparently the public at large, no pun intended) to shed a few pounds, Nicole Richie style. Read More... Posted Mar 12 2008, 01:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: blonde, republicans, GOP, nicole richie, john McCain, elections, blogette, weight gain, meghan mccain