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Dear Stones Piano Man: Do the "Write" Thing

Ah, the familiar codgers of the Rolling Stones: Keith, Mick, Ronnie, ?? and Charlie Watts.

The fellow you might not recognize in that photo is Chuck Leavell, the Stones' keyboardist. He seems like a decent man, and he owns Mother Nature Network (MNN), an environmental website aimed at regular folks who maybe can't afford solar panels but are still interested in protecting nature.

Nice guy, right? Here's why he got flack on Gawker.

Posted Mar 30 2009, 02:36 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 1 comment(s)

Filed under: gawker, keith richards, rolling stones, mick jagger, ron wood, plenty magazine, charlie watts, mother nature network, MNN, chuck leavell

Keith Richards Shows Us His Other Appendage... No, Not the Guitar, Silly...

Last night, we attended the opening reception of the Not Fade Away Gallery in New York City, which is first hosting a treasure trove of unreleased photos of the Stones and Beatles in their early days. Uncensored behind-the-scenes photos of Ringo acting the fool, Brian Jones getting wasted on margaritas, and other general merriment dotted the gallery.

We spent a good hour there just waiting for promised special guest Keith Richards to arrive, but eventually gave up. Before we took off, we loaded up on Blue Point beer and snuck several unauthorized photos of the photos, including this one of Keith Richards peeing in what appears to be an outdoor sink...

Posted Mar 05 2009, 05:40 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments

Filed under: rock and roll, music, penis, photographs, albums, songs, penises, keith richards, rolling stones, mick jagger, photography, phallic, rock star, photographers, sfw, beatles, censored

These Celebrities Fell In Love With The Camera At An Early Age

Check out these hilariously awesome photos of little future celebs: one would grow up to be a kickass, kickboxing, bizarro-human, movie star freak of nature, and the other one is Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Don't miss our carefully-cultivated half dozen childhood photos of the two-dozen-or-so pictures gracing some dude's delightful blog...

Posted Mar 05 2009, 09:49 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s)

Filed under: michael jackson, halle berry, angelina jolie, music, george clooney, demi moore, celebrities, sarah jessica parker, yearbook, bjork, mick jagger, leonardo dicaprio, jean claude van damme, singers, celebrities are just like us

Carla Bruni Sings Of Sex With 30 Men

On French First Lady Carla Bruni's new album, out next month in her home country, the singer muses how she's still a "child despite [her] 40 years and 30 lovers," lovers that include Mick Jagger and Kevin Costner.

Posted Jun 12 2008, 09:30 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments

Filed under: carla bruni, france, french, politcs, European Union, mick jagger, multiple partners, nicholas sarkozy, kevin costner

Sloppy Seconds: Get That Bill Cosby Sweater You've Always Wanted

Jerry Hall's creepy 10-year-old son, Gabriel (her fourth with Mick Jagger and the one who once suckled her teet on a magazine cover) has threatened to kill himself if Mommy ever gets a boyfriend. [FameCrawler]

Also, we just learned that Hall is "the Global Ambassador for Levitra, a treatment for erectile dysfunction, manufactured by Bayer Healthcare." [Wikipedia]

Are Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz swapping exes? [Us]

Posted Jun 03 2008, 06:51 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments

Filed under: kids, sloppy seconds, charity, cameron diaz, creepy, crack cocaine, mick jagger, Bill Cosby, crazy cat lady, jennifer aniston, tatum oneal, auction, jerry hall, sweater

Sloppy Seconds: Is Jamie Lynn Spears a MILF?

Supermodel/scary lady Naomi Campbell was arrested today at London's Heathrow airport for allegedly spitting at a police officer.

Yes, Jessica Alba is hot. This does not mean she is good at picking baby names. Maybe her fiancé, Cash, had something to do with it?

"It is very comfortable, it's not heavy or scratchy or anything," model Danielle Luminita said of the $122,000 diamond thong she recently sported for a fashion show in Singapore.

Posted Apr 03 2008, 06:12 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s)

Filed under: britney spears, jessica alba, sloppy seconds, kevin federline, milf, babies having babies, jamie lynn spears, cash warren, naomi campbell, arrest, masturbating, mick jagger, baby names

Sloppy Seconds: Did Mick Jagger "Shove it up the "Sh*tter?"

Police believe that "the woman who sat on the toilet for two years" may have only been there for a month. Can one's ass really become fused with the toilet in a month? Hm, we might have to try that sometime. You know, just to find out.

Herb Peterson, the man who invented the Egg McMuffin and got us through so many high school hangovers, is dead at 89.

We're not fans of races that require the runners to wear high heels, but if you're going to enter a highly publicized high heel race, make sure you're not currently collecting worker's compensation.

Posted Mar 27 2008, 05:51 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments