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• Mile High Club Lovers Take Sex Life to the Fast Lane

  A little over a year ago, a friend of ours with the commenter name of "Ahem" caused a stir on these pages by suggesting he was able to accomplish a minor version of a threesome while operating a motor vehicle.  We were a threesome "couple" (trouple?), and luckily both were as thrilled with the idea as I.  My GF in the backseat stripped down and crawled over me and into position while my GF in the passenger seat took up the task of steering.  I did what I could to both provide and enjoy pleasure while keeping my foot on the gas and my eyes on the road through two very firm thighs. While we can't actually confirm this story really happened, here's one that the police were able to, thanks to their dashboard cams. And unlike the above story, this sex act takes place in the fast lane... Read More... Posted Apr 13 2009, 11:17 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sex tape, police, cars, scanner readers, driving, mile high club, arrest, norway, sex while driving, sex in a car

• While You Were Sleeping: Foxy Brown Joins The Nipple Slip Parade

  Charley Pride: country music legend and our Hero of the Day, no question. This man's stripper addiction costs him pretty much his entire salary. Dude, you can rent a harem in most countries, including the US, every night of the week, for what you're throwing away in English pounds. Spencer Tunick won't be showing naked Irish people to Ireland after all. This is a tragic(ally hilarious?) tale of Mile High Club action gone wrong... Read More... Posted Apr 07 2009, 09:12 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, google, porn, texting, strippers, mile high club, scanner brian, Republican, Maryland, addiction, Foxy Brown, spencer tunick, irish, Breakup of the Week, nipple slip, while you were sleeping, iphone, ireland, samantha ronson, breakup, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson, college boys

• While You Were Sleeping: Joining the Mile High Club

  Forty million people tuned in to watch Obama's press conference. Yes, but what does it mean? We're not sure what to say about the bank robber who rammed his getaway car into another car, fled, took a bus, taxi, and a ride from his sister, and was finally apprehened at home with a paltry four grand when he was forced to call 9-1-1. It turns out that he'd arrived home to find his roommate dead of an apparent suicide. Oh no! A Three Stooges movie now?! Make it stop... and tell these actors we now officially hate them Read More... Posted Mar 26 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: britney spears, angelina jolie, benicio del toro, Barack Obama, GOP, brad pitt, mile high club, Chicago, skype, st. patrick's day, Breakup of the Week, jim carrey, sean penn, calories, burger, robberies, president obama, at&t

• Ryanair Stewardess Wants You to Join Her Mile High Club

  Last week, we presented exclusive footage of a stewardess and a pilot attempting to join the other kind of Mile High Club. In July, we showed you a video of a Ryanair press conference in which several executives announced planes for "blow jobs in business class," a joke that may have been taken literally by one stewardess. Fleshbot and other porn blogs have outed Edita Bente, internet porn sensation, as Ryanair stewardess Edita Schindlerova, which is a way better porn name anyway. Save your "I'd like to violate her airspace" jokes for after the jump... Read More... Posted Mar 18 2009, 12:21 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: porn star, airplane, fleshbot, nsfw, airlines, mile high club, flight attendants, stewardess, boobies, nude photos, topless photos, naked woman, ryanair

• Sloppy Seconds: Gwyneth Paltrow Has a Cure for Joaquin Phoenix

  A round-up of those who are about to die. On TV, of course. [EW] Is South by Southwest is a pointlless party? [Gawker] Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson apparently came this close to joining the mile high club on a recent Virgin Atlantic flight. [Mile High Club Book] Read More... Posted Mar 16 2009, 07:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, sloppy seconds, sex, television, research, mile high club, studies, joanna angel, HIV, gwyneth paltrow, samantha ronson, joaquin phoenix, lilo, lube, 2009, south by southwest, SXSW, sxswi, compounds, sam ro, march 16

• The Mile High Club Takes On A Whole New Meaning...

  Don't worry, passengers were never in any danger on this, an Aeroflot flight. After all, it's not like they're the largest airline in Russia or anything. Read More... Posted Mar 11 2009, 09:46 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: video, drugs, scary, marijuana, airlines, mile high club, stewardess, russia, stewardesses, foreign, live leak, russian, illegal drugs, stoned, plane, translation, hashish

• Sloppy Seconds: Kate Winslet's Secret

  Things seem to be looking up for Jennifer Hudson this year. Rumor has it, she may be singing the "Star Spangled Banner" for Obama's inauguration. [Radar] Matt Dillon is facing a possible three months in jail if convicted for driving 103 miles an hour in a 65-mph zone. [Us] John Travolta's son, Jett, is dead at 16. [Gawker] Read More... Posted Jan 02 2009, 04:33 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: marriage, larry craig, sloppy seconds, dead people, lily allen, jail, Barack Obama, sex, john travolta, babies having babies, babble, pregnancy, kate winslet, mile high club, airplane sex, famecrawler, senator larry craig, sex scandal, gray hair, alaska, birth, sarah palin, bristol palin, levi johnston, jennifer hudson, speeding, gym, inauguration, 2009, bathroom sex, january 2, look good without going to the gym, lily allen's boyfriend, why is mph not capitalized, matt dillon, gray-haired mystery man, lose weight without going to the gym, pilates, minneapolis-st. paul international airport, soliciting sex, miles per hour, mph, jett travolta, kelly preston

• British Airways Invites You To Join The Mile High Club

  If this very angry wife is to be believed in her anonymous column in the Times, British Airways invited her husband and a total stranger to have sex in the first class section instead of, well, in the toilets. It gets better... Read More... Posted Oct 23 2008, 10:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: airplane, blonde, sex, airlines, mile high club, airplane sex, britain, affair, extra-marital affair, cheaters, diaries, times

• Top 10 Places To Have Sex... This Week

  Although the list on Playboy concentrates on the Top 10 Places To Have Sex Before You Die, we gotta say, "Why are you spreading these out over the rest of your life? You should do all ten of these this week." Besides that, the Playboy list is kind of lame, with many obvious choices (and it begged the obvious #11 and #12 additions on Digg: "In the ass" and "in the boobeez.") We came up with our own list, which is based on experience... Read More... Posted Aug 25 2008, 11:19 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, playboy, sex addict, lists, cars, miley cyrus, mile high club, sex addicts, top 10, swimming, beaches, ralph fiennes

• While You Were Sleeping: We'll Score Or Go Topless For You

  Don't you wish America's Next Top Models were making sex tapes, too? Isn't this entrapment? An Ohio man came upon a topless woman in a park. The woman, noting that the park was empty, asked him to take out his dick. He obliged and was promptly arrested as part of a sting operation. Did you hear about the naked airplane passenger? Read More... Posted Jul 21 2008, 09:48 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sex tape, America's Next Top Model, subway, david beckham, football, soccer, mile high club, ohio, suicide, topless photos, Neil Young, indecent exposure

• Video of the Day: What's German For Blow Job?

  Ryanair wants you know that they are offering oral sex in business class. Oh, and ten-euro flights "across the Atlantic," but who cares about that, right? This classic press conference courtesy of Gadling.  Posted Jul 03 2008, 01:59 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: video of the day, airplane, mile high club, blow jobs, business, plane, ryanair

• Shocker: Bill Clinton Has Extramarital Affairs

  We haven't heard from the President of the United States in a while. (No, not including George Bush-- the person last elected President was Bill Clinton.) While his wife is wrapping up her campaign with a final 24 hour push, concluding sometime around midnight this evening, Bill himself has been plenty busy. Busy getting busy, that is, at least according to anonymous sources and speculation on Defamer, via Vanity Fair.  [F]our former Clinton aides told me that, about 18 months ago, one of the president's former assistants, who still advises him on political matters, had heard so many complaints about such reports from Clinton supporters around the country that he felt compelled to try... an "intervention..." "Clinton was apparently seeing a lot of women on the road." One of those women was apparently the Los Angeles-based star of one of Nerve's top sex scenes, and the hottest lesbian one this side of Mulholland Drive... name that movie star and sex symbol! Read More... Posted Jun 03 2008, 02:41 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: hillary clinton, sex scandals, Bill Clinton, mile high club, celebrities, Democrats, lesbian sex scenes, extramarital affairs, gina gershon, nude photos, bound, presidents, jennifer tilly, nerve sex scenes

• There Go Economy Class Hand Jobs

  Delta's new "cozy suite" seats might make flying economy class more pleasant for most people. But what about the folks who like to get to know their neighbor or travel companion a little better under a dirty fleece blanket? Do the arm rests even go up? Geez. At least it will make in-flight masturbating a little easier. [Gizmodo: Delta "Cozy Suite" Seats Make Economy Class Semi-Tolerable] Posted Apr 23 2008, 11:37 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: mile high club, masturbating, flying, delta

• Is Anyone Else Strangely, Yet Safely, Turned On by Delta's New In-Flight Safety Video?

  Posted Apr 02 2008, 09:14 AM by Emily Farris with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: video, mile high club, flying, delta, safety

• Can I Have A Window Seat In The Non-Masturbating Section?

  A 21-year old woman is suing American Airlines for failing to protect her from involuntarily and unknowingly joining the mile high club. Apparently as the woman slept during her flight from LA to Dallas, she got more than just beauty sleep. 20 minutes before the flight landed, the woman woke up to discover that a man had moved into the seat next to her, was looking at her, and masturbating. The woman responded by turning towards the window and nervously running her fingers through her hair when, in a There's Something About Mary moment (no, not the franks and beans one), she realized she had “a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,” -- and it wasn't an anti-frizz hair product. Read More... Posted Mar 17 2008, 04:45 PM by Katie Halper with | with 9 comment(s) Filed under: masturbation, mile high club, semen, masturbating, American Airlines, semen in her hair, There's Something About Mary

• Sienna Miller and Rhys Ifans Join The Mile High Club

  After the Oscars, Sienna Miller and her boyfriend Rhys Ifans just couldn't wait until they got home to do it. So they had sex in first class, or so the Mirror reporter who apparently witnessed the whole thing would like to think. The Mirror gives us the details like a bad romance novel or press release; we're not sure which. Read More... Posted Feb 27 2008, 10:38 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: sienna miller, the UK, mile high club, airplane sex, romance novels, rhys ifans, mirror, airplanes

• Flying the Friendly Skies on Thai TV

  Flight attendants in Thailand are demanding the government pull a new soap opera about their "profession," as it were. Read More... Posted Jan 21 2008, 10:14 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: airplane, airlines, soap operas, mile high club, airplane sex, thiland, tv shows, flight attendants