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• Video of the Day: "I'm Masturbating!!!"

  This Czech (?) model is like a giant tampon-dildo hybrid on acid! We can only assume she's auditioning for a tampon ad and got her English M-words a little mixed up. That, or the people auditioning her are total assholes. Probably a combination of both — a hilarious combination. (SFW) Posted Jun 09 2008, 12:12 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: video of the day, models, masturbating

• Monika Jagaciak is Fourteen

  So, we're beginning to wonder if, while we weren't looking, we might have gotten totally old and stuff. For instance, we just found a long gray hair dead in the center of our chest, like a bullseye left by Father Time for his good pal the Grim Reaper. Oh, also: we're kind of floored that they're letting Monika Jagacia -- a fourteen-year-old from Poland -- walk a runway in Australian Fashion Week. Read More... Posted Apr 09 2008, 12:46 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: fashion shows, Poland, australia, models, fashion week, jailbait, we feel old, Australian Fashion Week, Monika Jagaciak, David Blaine

• The Sexy Women of Bollywood

  Here's something you don't see very often: scantily clad Bollywood actress photo essays. Perhaps to celebrate Richard Gere's newfound freedom, India Target has a seven-page spread featuring some extremely hot women of the Indian film industry. It almost makes us want to sit through more than four seconds of a Bollywood film-- with the sound on. Read More... Posted Mar 17 2008, 12:41 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: India, photo of the day, models, shilpa shetty, richard gere, bollywood

• Fleshbot Examines Yet Another Smut Site With a Dubious Business Plan

  Hey, anybody out there been using Zivity, a subscriber-based upscale smut site that's curently in that nebulous state known as "beta testing"? They're posing themselves as "the HBO of the Web” -- and getting a bit of investor cash in the process -- but we ain't drinking the Kool-Aid just yet, and neither is Fleshbot. Read More... Posted Mar 12 2008, 02:00 PM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: porn, fleshbot, models, porn industry, megarotic, paysites, redube, porn.com, art smut, zivity, subscription model

• Marisa Miller is Sports Illustrated's 2008 Swimsuit Issue Cover Model

  We've always been kind of fascinated by the SI Swimsuit Issue, but like the Victoria's Secret catalog or Playboy Magazine, we have to confess that as an erotic object we've generally found it a bit lacking. Maybe it's from how we grew up right when porn was starting to be everywhere? Like, it's great and all but... it's just so... nice. Sure, every once in a while they'll get a gal in there whose dewy, volcanic sexuality or inarguably perfect physique make for something truly remarkable -- Josie Maran and Elle MacPherson come to mind in those respective categories. But there's generally a lot of filler, too -- dozens of shots where you can imagine the photographer going "Great, great, now just give me a little giggle," and it comes off like a smutty Applebee's ad or something. So we're pleased as punch to report that Marisa Miller will, at long last, make her debut as the cover model of this year's edition... Read More... Posted Feb 12 2008, 01:01 PM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: smut, Victoria's Secret, models, sports illustrated swimsuit issue, swimsuits, marisa miller

• Video of the Day: The Dazzling Dyev Deputies of the Duma

  What do you think: Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon in the big-budget studio version of the foxy former gymnasts who make good in the Russian parliament? Oh, and Jackie from That 70's Show. She actually speaks the language. (Click through for proof!) Read More... Posted Jan 29 2008, 08:00 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: mila kunis, cameron diaz, politics are sexy!, russia, duma, models, reese witherspoon