Let's
all take a few moments to reflect on our time spent in middle school.
Maybe you were a little fat, or had a huge gap between your teeth and
your mom constantly told you you were David Letterman's love child.
Maybe you were first chair tenor saxophone in the band and wore beads
in your hair and oversized, teal "Save the Manatee" t-shirts. Did you
ever go home crying because some mean, popular girl made up a stupid
rumor about how you put your cat's tail in your vagina and for some
reason everyone actually believed it? And when your mom asked you why
you were crying, you were too embarrassed to tell her?
Come on,
at least one of those things had to have occurred during your time
spent in middle school, right? Either way, you probably had at least
one phase of
feeling like a complete and utter loser, because at one point, however
briefly, you probably were.
During those times you might have
had a crush on a cute boy or girl at school, full-well knowing you'd
never be cool enough for him or her to give you the time of day. He
might have wanted your help in math class, but would snub you when his
friends were around in the hallway or the lunchroom. Still, Mom just
wouldn't stop with the "you'll see, he'll be a dork when you're all
grown up." But we were certain we had sealed our pathetic fate in life:
the eternal dork.
We never believed Mom. Did you?
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