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• Sexy Garden Gnomes Offend Wankers

  In West Midlands, UK, the Old Guard is trying desperately to prevent its open-minded seniors from corrupting the youth with their naked garden gnomes. The full, horrific and incredibly graphic photos of these hideous beasts-- along with equally hilarious quotes from those who seek to save us from these insults to our mores-- after the jump... Read More... Posted Apr 21 2009, 11:59 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: gnomes, nudity, england, asses, bearded men, nudie pics, british, conservative, sfw, naked men, bearded man of the week, bearded men with bellies, garden

• Vintage Erotica

  Vintage Erotica is a new site that launched this week (from the ashes of Blue Vanities, hence the logo above). It's a searchable database of vintage adult content from the 1910s through the '80s with 8,000 videos (including the first porno movie ever made, from 1911) and over 200,000 photos.  So without further ado, four cute broads from last century, found on Vintage Erotica. (Hey, it's not gross unless you think about them now. Probably the first nudie magazines you ever saw were from a previous era, so this is similar.) Read More... Posted Apr 15 2009, 03:50 PM by Colleen Kane with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: pinups, vintage, nudie pics, vintage porn, stag films, vintage erotica, girlie mags

• Apparently, Olga Kurylenko Would Rather Be Naked Than... Anything Else

  Last year's Bond babe and budding Hollywood It Girl is rapidly disappearing from the movie world.  In the months since the release of "Bond 22" (i.e.... and it still bothers us to say this... Quantum of Solace), Olga Kurylenko has all but vanished from the spotlight. Then again, if you've been keeping an eye on the internet for her seemingly relentless yet obscure photo shoots, you have been seeing a lot more of her than usual. Read More... Posted Feb 27 2009, 09:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: movies, nsfw, bond 22, olga kurylenko, naked people, nude photos, nudie pics, quantum of solace, topless photos, actresses, topless model, naked woman

• While You Were Sleeping: Britain's Next Topless Model

  Don't cancel your Mexican vacation, says the country's President... the shocking drug violence there will be all cleared up, you know, in 2012. Brittany Snow will appear in a new spinoff of Gossip Girl, a popular educational program. Another supermodel bites the dust... Read More... Posted Feb 27 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hotties, marriage, drugs, playboy, gisele bundchen, engaged, celebrities, britain, reese witherspoon, wedding, mexico, Tom Brady, Mexican, mistress, topless, rape, mother and child divided, while you were sleeping, gossip girl, nudie pics, jake gyllenhaal, morgan freeman, supreme court, revenge, car accident, sfw, hero of the day, kate nash, television shows, 2012, mother and daughter, rapists, lisa rinna, fiancee, brittany snow, britain's next top model

• Naked Man Takes Over the Tate

  Have you ever noticed that museums host an assortment of paintings and photos of nude women, but hardly any of men? These noble internet troublemakers noticed... Read More... Posted Feb 04 2009, 09:47 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: art, nudity, nsfw, england, britain, united kingdom, sexism, asses, nude photos, art porn, nudie pics, parliament, naked man, censored, videoo

• Top 10 Secrets For Looking Great Naked... From A Nudist Resort

  Leave it one of those trendy nude getaway spots to tell us what works and what doesn't when you want to be more comfortable in your own, bare, uninhibited, decently-exposed-skin. Of course, a lot of the ideas on this list are laughable... ...but then again, so is the idea that these places are clothing "optional." It's more like "clothing will be given eyeball daggers of death and the person will be ostracized more than the guy 'accidentally' bumping into you with his boner..." Read More... Posted Oct 07 2008, 01:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, lists, milf, top 10 lists, nude beaches, nsfw, nudists, nudism, nude photos, nudie pics, top 10, california, resorts, look great naked

• Spanish "Calendar Girls" Losing Their Shirts

  We know what you're thinking: Is there anything that you, the Scanner Army, can do to help the women and mothers of the Spanish hamlet of Serradilla del Arroyo, who attempted to recreate the success of England's Calendar Girls with their own good-natured softcore charity calendars -- but have instead wound up thousands of dollars in debt? Maybe. How do you say "Get a website, ladies!" in Spanish? Posted Apr 18 2008, 10:01 AM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Spain, calendars, nudie pics, calendar girls, milfs