There is so much celebrity crap in the world, only 60% of it
generated by us and people like us, that it becomes very difficult to take it
all in. Even if “taking it all in” is what you do best, like eating the most
Oreos or drinking everyone under the table. (We do both.) Sometimes, you’re
just like, GAH, Britney Spears. What the fuck is that all about? GAH, Paris
Hilton. People, don't look now but: Paris Hilton exists! Isn’t that weird? Can you “take it all in”?
So whatever, what we
want to tell you is that this article in this month’s Vanity Fair is very good.
It is about celebrity mothers. Specifically, it is about the mothers of
Britney, Paris, and Lindsay. And we think, one day, when all the punchlines are
done and we've finally "taken it all in," someone will write a tragedy about Britney Spears. And it will be the
saddest story ever told.
