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• Going Too Far? Japan's Poop Museum

  Anyone who knows us knows there's really no such thing as going too far. We're always the ones to "go there" or divulge just a little bit too much information. We're probably far too comfortable talking about our own poop, and we just bought a fresh copy of "Everyone Poops" to read to the girls in our bunk at camp next week. So we're just as surprised as you are that we're totally grossed out by Japan's poop museum. Read More... Posted Jul 07 2008, 03:48 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: poop, japan, museums, japanese poop museum, everyone poops

• Quote of the Day: "The more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks."

  Who said it? Vote before you jump! Read More... Posted Jun 17 2008, 04:16 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: poop, star jones, George Bush, matthew mcconaughey, billy ray cyrus, kate beckinsale, quote of the day, quotes

• 2 Girls, 1 Cup Birthday Cake (That's Totally Chocolate Mousse)

  In the cup. Chocolate mousse in the cup. You know, that one cup over the picture of two girls. And we're just hoping there was at least some re-enactment at this party. While we were a little saddened to learn the cake was for a boy (it would have been so much cooler if it had been for a girl), we are glad to know the people at the bakery were made fully aware of what they were creating: Read More... Posted Jun 05 2008, 10:32 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: poop, cake, birthdays, 2 girls 1 cup, 2g1c, birthday girl

• Somebody's Been Having a Bit Too Much Space Fiber

  There are so many news stories we read on a daily basis and think, "Wow, that would really suck, good thing that's not us." While this many not be the most harrowing or the most traumatic of those stories, it sure is shitty. Read More... Posted May 28 2008, 10:03 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: space, poop, astronauts, toilets, toilet humor (literally), nasa, shitty stuff

• Crush of the Week: Veggie Pride Paraders

  We should first make clear that aside from one misguided and carbohydrate-loaded year, we do not practice vegetarianism. It's not beyond us to lick the blood from our steak plate, or better yet, sop it up with lard-fried French fries. In fact, we won't even date vegetarians (perhaps because we know they wouldn't want to watch us happily slurping up cow's blood?) But we've been known to have crushes on plenty of people we probably wouldn't date if given the opportunity, and the Veggie Pride Paraders are some of those people. Read More... Posted May 19 2008, 05:09 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: crush of the week, poop, vegan, vegetarians, meat, pride, butt cancer, vegans, parades, vegetables

• Sloppy Seconds: No Grammys for Amy Winehouse, Musical Condoms and Tyra Banks' "Accident"

  Amy Winehouse will not perform at the Grammys this year—or even show up—because she's been denied a US visa. Looks like she's going to stay, stay, stay right where she is.  A condom that makes music with every thrust? No thanks.   Did Tyra Banks soil herself at Fashion Week? Don't worry, Tyra. It happens to the best of us. Usually when we're hungover or have the flu, but whatevs.  Don't forget New Yorkers, you have a date with us Tuesday night.  Posted Feb 07 2008, 05:05 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: scanner, music, amy winehouse, poop, Tyra Banks, pee, condoms, grammys, readings, events, accidents

• For All Your Anal Expensive Friends: Gold Leaf Pills

  Say there! Got a friend who's a little too proud of their BM's? Sure, we all do. Then write down this number: 24... as in "24 karat feces"! That's right, just take one of these wondrous 24 karat gold leaf pills -- made by Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid, so you know they're quality -- and in no time, your crap will be fabulously flecked with the same material that countless scumbags and innocents have died over for thousands of years. Don't believe us? Well, just take a look at the 24 karat outrage over similar items such as the $2,000 ccPhone and the gold-dipped McDonald's coke spoon. Operators are standing by, so don't let this wondrous advance in fecal technology pass you by! Order today!  Posted Dec 12 2007, 11:18 AM by Bryan Christian with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: poop, Christmas, gold

• Sloppy Seconds: Need Something for Your Gym Shorts With Hasselhoff's Face On It?

  We've got a bunch of junk we'd like to stuff in Hasselhoff's bag. Holy shit: New drug sweeping Florida youth is an inhalant made from urine and fecal matter. Documents detailing exactly how David Copperfield was creepy and predatory released to the Internets. No. We do not want to see your sex-year-old tango in four-inch heels with glitter sprayed to her face. Lily Allen to be new spokesperson for Agent Provocateur. Posted Nov 06 2007, 02:28 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Hasselhoff, david copperfield, sloppy seconds, poop, lily allen