Why
do we love the feature entitled "6 Singers Who Are Mistaken About Their
Raw Sexuality" on Cracked.com? Is it because we have a thing for
tearing guys a new one if they think they're more the shit than they
actually are? Maybe the part where the Cracked photo department
put Prince's head on a fast-food worker's body (see right)? Or is it
because we've always thought of Maroon 5's Adam Levine as less of a singer and
more of a cruel joke perpetrated on 15-year-old girls?
Not even
close. We love this piece because this one time, in ABC Carpet &
Home, #2 on the list totally hit on our then-fiancee. And when she
giggled about it afterwards, it wasn't
in one of those schoolgirl-with-a-crush ways. It was more like "oh,
what a sweet little boy." Read the article to see who the overblown
singer was!
Oh,
wait, we said it was Usher in the headline. Huh. Dammit. Well, tell you what,
before you read the article, click through for a super dope remix of
the Usher and R. Kelly hit "Same Girl" where, just as in real life,
Usher doesn't make the cut.
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