Hey, Scanner Brian: Hayden Panettiere is single again. [Us]
Think your man might be a closeted homo? Take this super-reliable, scientific quiz to find out for sure! [MyDailyMoment]
A book written early in J.R.R. Tolken's career is about to be published for the first time. [Yahoo!]
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Scanner Santa has a slew of gift ideas for you: sex toys, DVDs, a pair of shoes and... an artificial virginity hymen?
Plus, there's a motherlode of delectable posts you missed out on this week...
