Mom to Scanner Emily: Did Jo fax you about my plane ticket?
Scanner Emily: Huh? Fax?
Mom: You know what I mean; on her phone.
Scanner Emily: Oh, text? Yes. She did.
Related: Quote of the Day: "Into the Internet"
My mom called this morning and asked, "Could you go into the internet for me?"
She was calling from her first cell phone that she just got a year ago; it still has the plastic over the screen.
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Quote of the Day: "The more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks."Quote of the Day: "I molded my ass."
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"I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish.' It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle."
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