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• Sloppy Seconds: Hand Jobs Involving the Mouth

  The teabagging hilarity continues: this roundup of great tea puns is well worth checking out. Brad Garrett yelled at paparazzi about "turbans" and is now accused of making racial slurs. An obviously crazy man bit off his own penis in our old neighborhood of... Read More... Posted Apr 16 2009, 06:08 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: teabagging, sloppy seconds, fox news, New York City, oral sex, penis, brooklyn, racism, Muslim, BBC, Rolling Stone, racial profiling, hand jobs, utah, taser, baptist, scandal, luke wilson, state of play, brad garrett

• Moran Stirring Up Controversy By Suggesting We Need To Get Rid Of Obama

  We're trying to decide who's funnier: the guy above or the moran in this story... The village idiot in Fort Walton Beach, Florida has spoken: he would like us to "get rid of" Obama, and will sit on his porch with his misspelled signs, waving the confederate flag until the Black Man is out of the White House. The New Republic reports on local Republican Larry Ford, who is causing guffaws all around the world with his special brand of populism... and this sign has gotta be seen to be believed... Read More... Posted Mar 06 2009, 10:31 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: george w bush, Barack Obama, florida, spelling, racism, assassination, morons, billboard, racial profiling, controversial, moran, republican idiots, president barack obama

• Is This Another Murder-Coverup of a Black Man?

  Police in Mississippi want you to believe that Billey Joe Johnson, Jr. died of a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head while in park during a routine traffic stop. Police want you to forget that Billy Joe was black, his girlfriend was white, and that the angry white father keeping them apart was a friend of the police officer on the scene.  They also want you to forget that the official report has one glaring inconsistency... Read More... Posted Feb 06 2009, 11:03 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 49 comment(s) Filed under: police, cops, dead people, death, guns, mississippi, racism, suicide, murder, racial profiling, murderers, ex-girlfriends, dead, the south

• Three Men Jump 12-Year-Old Girl, Beat Her Up, Call Her A Hooker... Then Arrest Her

  We've been reading about this story for a few days now, but we were waiting for the other shoe to drop. Yes, this story is so shocking, we assumed it was fake, exaggerated, or rife with accidental factual errors or some combination of the three. Unfortunately, though, the Galveston Police Department has not released a plausible denial, so we have to assume that, to a large extent, this is a true story... Read More... Posted Dec 19 2008, 03:25 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: police, kids, cops, violence, texas, children, students, families, racism, arrested, arrest, racial profiling, neighborhood, neighborhoods, police are idiots, african american, black people, dad and daughter

• Teens Identified In Robbery After Mom Walks By

  Here's your dumb criminals of the month: not only were they caught preparing for the robbery, chased out of the targeted store by a woman with a flyswatter, but after being tackled by a random security guard who was on to them before they even put on their "masks," one of them realized his Mom was one of the gawking bystanders. The weirdness continues below... Read More... Posted Dec 19 2008, 09:02 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: wtf, security, prison, robbery, stupid criminals, racism, arrested, weird, arrest, New Zealand, teenage boys, racial profiling, Korea, criminals, mothers, robber, robberies

• Do Ten Shots Every Time Biden Mentions Indians And 7-11

  We know the debate is tomorrow, but we wanted to tell you about MIT's hilarious drinking game (this one, unlike the previous incarnation, is actually doable) so you can stock up now on select booze... or Slurpee's... which is, of course, bigot Biden's favorite beverage... Read More... Posted Oct 01 2008, 03:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: India, drinking, vice president, bigotry, debate, MIT, joe biden, racial profiling, massachusetts, slurpee, 7-11, sarah palin, drinking games, indian

• NYPD Racially Profiles its Own

  The NYPD has proven that it is just as racist to its own as it is to civilians, which should make equal opportunity fans very happy. Read More... Posted May 12 2008, 03:29 PM by Katie Halper with | with no comments Filed under: police, cops, racism, cop, police brutality, Douglas Zeigler, policeman, racial profiling, NYPD, policemen