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• Who Would You Rather: 50 Cent vs. Taco Bell

  There's a brawl a brewin' between 50 Cent and our favorite road trip fast food stop, Taco Bell. The rapper is suing the Bell over an attempt to "burnish his gangsta rapper persona by distorting beyond all recognition a bona fide, good faith offer." Huh? Basically, Taco Bell Corp. sent out a fake letter asking 50 Cent to change his name for one day to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent to help publicize its value menu so now the Half Dollar is suing Taco Bell for trademark infringement. So, yeah, we guess we're asking, uh, would you rather fuck 50 Cent or eat Taco Bell? (We choose Taco Bell because it's delicious and they're clever... but don't let us influence your decision). Or, for the comments section, what Taco Bell menu item would you eat after sex with 50 Cent? Read More... Posted Nov 20 2008, 04:31 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: taco bell, lawsuits, suing, rappers, trademark infringement, taco bell corporation, taco bell corp., 79 cent, extra sour cream, bean burrito, gantsa, sue, nachos supreme, nachos bel grande, half dollar, scanner emily loves taco bell, 99 cent, cent, road trips, gordita, 89 cent, gangstas

• While You Were Sleeping: Winona Ryder OD'd

  Scarlett Johansson doesn't mind that "I Kissed A Girl" is a bland Jill Sobule ripoff. Hell, she's flattered to be the inspiration for the song. Joe Biden's son Beau is on his way to Iraq... and possibly the Senate in 2010. Twilight is getting some disappointing reviews ahead of its Friday release... Read More... Posted Nov 20 2008, 10:27 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: winona ryder, maxim, scarlett johansson, overdose, prison, wedding, megan fox, joe biden, katy perry, brian austin green, rappers, xanax, twilight, marx brothers

• Why Beyonce Was In No Hurry to Marry Jay-Z

  We may not like her new single, "If I Were a Boy," but we do like the way Beyonce thinks about love and marriage. She married her rapper beau Jay-Z last April, but it was a long time coming... and for all the right reasons. In a recent interview with Seventeen, Beyonce said she met Jay-Z when she was 18, started dating him at 19, but waited until her late twenties to marry him because... Read More... Posted Nov 14 2008, 01:03 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: love, marriage proposal, beyonce, marraige, jay z, Beyoncé, rap music, pop stars, rappers, getting married old, getting married young, love and marraige

• Sloppy Seconds: Phillies Fan Gives Her Team A Big Boost

  Vietnam believes small chests are unhealthy and that thin people shouldn't operate motor vehicles. Believe it or not, this is a health initiative. T.I. voted in Georgia, despite being a convicted felon and a guy we didn't think would ever show up to vote. This top 10 list of "Things I Hate Absolutely Hate About Heteronormative Dating" doesn't always hit the nail on the head, but these entries we can agree with: Read More... Posted Oct 29 2008, 05:29 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: dating, sloppy seconds, drunk, sports, Barack Obama, lingerie, health, john McCain, breasts, voting, baseball, philadelphia, arrest, male enhancement, feministing, georgia, sexy photos, vietnam, sexy people, rappers, voting for obama, coed, felon, drunk dialing

• Sloppy Seconds: Queen Latifah on Being Gay

  We would absolutely agree that Eminem was the best rapper in "Eight Mile." We even stood up and cheered at the end... but the best rapper in the world? [FadedYouth] We have a much easier time believing that Halle Berry is the sexiest woman in the world. [Yahoo!] We're also surprisingly happy that Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are back together; mostly because we know how much break ups suck. [People] Read More... Posted Oct 07 2008, 05:23 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: gay, lesbian, the view, obama, halle berry, sloppy seconds, Barack Obama, marriage proposal, terrorism, sarah silverman, howard stern, jimmy kimmel, elisabeth hasselbeck, eminem, sexiest woman alive, break ups, queen latifah, beth ostrovsky, rappers, eight mile, m & m