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• Miss Rhode Island Jumps Into Nude Photo Scandal, As Third Prejean Pic Surfaces

  Right-wingers have been crying foul on this Carrie Prejean hate-wave happening all across the 'net. They say, "It's unfair to attack Carrie just because she disagrees with you." Who's attacking her? These were photos she shot for her modeling career and so should have no problem with their being leaked. And if she didn't lie to the pageant people, she shouldn't have to worry about losing her crown over them, right? Now, they're trying a different tactic: "Wait a minute-- there's a double standard here. Miss Rhode Island has also posed partially-nude-- why don't liberals care about them?" As always with this ridiculous scandal, Miss Rhode Island's photos are only mildly NSFW... Read More... Posted May 12 2009, 10:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: maxim, nsfw, sfw, cheerleader, swimsuit, swimsuit competition, miss universe, miss usa, right wing, liberal, carrie prejean gay marriage, carrie prejean, miss california, Carrie Prejean porn, miss rhode island, carrie prejean topless photos, alysha castonguay

• Candidate for Gov. of GA Admits to Having Sex... with a Mule

  Back in 2005, radical right-wing protofascist Christian Neal Horsley admitted to FoxNews anchor Alan Colmes that he had, at the age of 11 in 1955, engaged in unlawful carnal knowledge with a mule. In other words, he raped a mule and confessed to the crime on live radio. That hasn't stopped the scary-as-hell Georgian from announcing he is running for Governor... and talkin' treason... Read More... Posted May 01 2009, 01:50 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 23 comment(s) Filed under: abortion, governor, david paterson, bestiality, candidates, FoxNews, government, georgia, daily kos, murderers, doctor, right wing, alan colmes, right wing christians, right wing insanity, abortion policies, abortion policies in the U.S, traitor, mule, georgian, army of god

• Sloppy Seconds: Elisha Cuthbert Survives Harrowing Hit-And-Run

  In Iraq, they have shoe-throwers. In America, we get egg-tossers. Jenna Haze was named the porn performer of the year last night. [NSFW] Heidi Klum is pregnant with that ba(l)d singer's fourth child... Read More... Posted Apr 17 2009, 06:36 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: porn star, heidi klum, seal, sloppy seconds, New York City, pregnant, Iraq, pregnancy, elisha cuthbert, bruno, sacha baron cohen, alabama, hit and run, nc-17, right wing, shoe thrower george bush, jenna haze, norm coleman, drivers

• What Is This Tea Party Thing And Why Is It Stupid?

  The Billionaires For Bush celebrate tax day with a pimp, April 2005. First of all, Happy Tax Day everyone. However, if you're one of our more conservative readers, you're probably mighty whipped up about it, thanks to Fox News and their endless attempts to convince you the government doesn't need your money and it would be better to run up incredible deficits so Glenn Beck can stay wealthy. Then you heard about these right-wing tea parties, which have nothing to do with the Founding Fathers and their fiestas in Boston and everything to do with total idiocy... Read More... Posted Apr 15 2009, 10:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: politics, teabagging, pimp, fox news, money, billionaires for bush, tax day, taxes, rich people, billionaires, tea bagging, right wing, left wing

• Is this guy the Barack Obama of the GOP? Um, no.

  With the Republican Party in crisis many are looking for a new leader to win them back the throne in 2012 (does anyone really believe it will be Sarah Palin?). Thirty-six-year-old Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal (short listed as a McCain VP nominee before the barracuda graced our lives) just might be the guy. He's surrounded by presidential buzz and—let's be honest—it wouldn't hurt the GOP if their conventions looked a little less like white supremacist rallies. Piyush “Bobby” Jindal picked up his Anglo nickname from The Brady Bunch. Yes, that Bobby, seriously, which he commonly uses as his first name. He at first appears to be a very intelligent individual; he was a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford. But here’s the thing. He’s crazy. Read More... Posted Nov 25 2008, 05:23 PM by Scanner Matt with | with 9 comment(s) Filed under: GOP, India, vice president, Democrats, President, katrina, New Orleans, white supremacists, kkk, Pro Life, america ferrera, family values, sarah palin, right wing, vp pick, extremist, republicancan, brady bunck, dumb idiots, wing nut, bobby jindal, 2012, catholicism, prochoice, politician porn, republicancans, bobby from the brady bunch

• eHarmony, Let The Gays Begin!

  eHarmony, the online matchmaking site that infamously rejected homosexuals (and Scanner Emily)  now begrudgingly offers their services to love-seeking homosexuals (but not Emily). Read More... Posted Nov 24 2008, 02:46 PM by Scanner Matt with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: dating, animals, marriage, love, internet, lesbians, valentine's day, crazy, gays, bigotry, Christian, homophobia, family values, prop 8, prejudice, eHarmony, relationship, separate but equal, right wing, night life, service