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• Hookers Are Getting Tricky These Days

  In Ghana, fifty or more prostitutes drank, cried, and danced at the funeral of an 11-year-old boy, causing considerable public confusion. Why were these poor (and by poor we mean, Ghana-poverty-stricken poor) women in such an uproar? Read More... Posted Jun 18 2008, 04:16 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: scandals, hookers, george w bush, gambling, nevada, ron paul, prostitutes, hookergate, las vegas

• Five Things Women Think They Know About Men (But They're Wrong)

  At the risk of turning into Cosmo for the day, we're going to set the record straight about some things, since all of them are getting out of hand.  5) We are freaked out if you want to cook us dinner... on the second date. Read More... Posted Jun 13 2008, 03:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 13 comment(s) Filed under: fashion, dating, women, men, breasts, food, ron paul, george washington, aliens, fake boobs, std

• Son To His Father: I'm Gonna Run So You Don't Win

  Remember Vito Fossella, the ladies man, family values champion, drunk driver, and loving father, now hiding in his family's garage?  A father and son in Staten Island are hoping to carry on his wonderful example by running against each other in what is promising to be the most bitter and hilarious public airing of a family's dirty laundry in recent memory. Read More... Posted Jun 09 2008, 01:45 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: politics, fatherhood, New York City, congress, elections, ron paul, staten island, father issues, mta

• The Public Distracted, McCain Runs Campaign Into The Ground

  When was the last time John McCain had his own story on the evening news? We've been so distracted with the fight between Mr. Stiffy Speeches and Mrs. Sniper Survivor that we forgot to rag on Mr. Torture-Loving Torture-Survivor... and there's always plenty to rag on him for... Read More... Posted May 22 2008, 12:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: politics, republicans, Barack Obama, john McCain, ron paul, chuck hagel

• Dirty Harry Gunning For Hillary Clinton

  Clinton Eastwood, while still a McCain supporter, is all but backing Hillary Clinton in the Democratic Primary, encouraging her to stay in and wondering why anyone would want her to drop out. Of course, Eastwood has ulterior motives for wanting the Clinton-Obama fight to continue, and it's not just because he shares a name with the New York Senator.... Clint, let us remind you, is most famous for his tenure as the Mayor of Carmel, California... and supposedly for some long-forgotten roles blasting Eyetalians in the desert and Black Folk in the streets of San Francisco (see above photo.) In other words, he's a real American, baby... Read More... Posted May 21 2008, 10:30 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, hillary clinton, republicans, Barack Obama, john McCain, ron paul, mayor, democratic primary, clint eastwood, california, dirty harry

• Vote For... Miss Ron Paul 2008

  To distract from his tremendous loss in West Virginia yesterday, one candidate has announced a new Get Out The Vote strategy: allow five smoking-hot lasses to duke it out on the campaign website... for the title of "Miss."  The big loser? Nope, not Barack Obama, but our old least favorite, Ron Paul! The big winners? You'll see... Read More... Posted May 14 2008, 03:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: republicans, politics are sexy!, swimsuits, hot chicks, ron paul, libertarians, bimbos, miss bimbo, paultards

• Hotties For... Ron Paul?

  Despite the fact that the Ron Paul "Revolution" passed us by many a week ago, the Hotties4RonPaul calendar is still the hot and happening item in sexual politics. Read More... Posted Feb 18 2008, 12:50 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: hotties, politics, pinups, republicans, political, sex, calendar, elections, ron paul, erotic

• The Worst Painting In American History

  No, not the above. That's just a live camera feed from Ron Paul headquarters. The worst painting in American history, at least in my humble opinion, is a limited edition "artwork" done in the Republican candidate's honor by one of his crazy supporters (sorry for the redundancy.) Read More... Posted Feb 13 2008, 11:50 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: art, republicans, crazy, awful link, ron paul, paintings