Maybe Sunday or Monday, you guys heard about this whole "somebody tried to blackmail the royal family" story, and were eagerly awaiting cocaine- and sextape-laden updates throughout the week? We sure were. And what did we get? Nothing. Nada. Bupkis. In fact, there's so little evidence of the story ever even existing, we're wondering if Dr. Mierzwiak hasn't been fumbling around with our lobes a little. (We know: British H.R.H.'s get all sorts of cool perks, like anonymity in the press and other things that could kill a story like this. But still!)
So, in the interest of posterity, be sure and check out the above article, and here's the original from which it's based. Also, for novelty's sake, here are Google caches of two polls (1, 2) on the NY Post's website which ask "Which Royal made the tape?" Of particular note is the absence on the list of possibilities of Prince Andrew aka Randy Andy, who's apparently had a bit of a reputation for some time, but didn't make the cut. Also of note: looks like they eventually decided to take The Queen off the list of possible culprits. Which we're guessing is less a matter of regret or external pressure and more their realizing: who needs an Elizabeth II sextape when Helen Mirren's still around?
