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• Sloppy Seconds: Lily Allen Would Very Much Like Sir Elton John to F*ck Off, Seriously

  Our not-so-slutty sister thinks that vetting Sarah Palin is like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but funnier. We would like to take this opportunity to disclose that we have not been fully vetted. [FameCrawler] At least she passes Elisabeth Hasselbeck's test with flying colors, because you know it's super complicated and makes lots of sense. [MollyGood] Will celebrities please stop throwing things? First it was Russell Crowe with his cell phone, then Naomi Campbell. Now Akon, probably best known for "Smack That," is facing criminal charges after being accused of throwing a fan off of stage — and we're not talking about the small appliance. [Yahoo!] If you're a shitty asshole who would like to hunt down women who've had abortions, you may be in luck. Abortion Tracker claims to have a record of every woman who's had an abortion since 1940 and they'll make the list available to you for one easy paymennt of $799. [Jezebel] Read More... Posted Sep 03 2008, 05:49 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: the view, who would you rather, sloppy seconds, russell crowe, lily allen, elton john, fame crawler, abortion, naomi campbell, elisabeth hasselbeck, akon, anne hathaway, sarah palin, dog the bounty hunter

• While You Were Sleeping: The New Robin Hood Movie

  How Do I Find My G-Spot? and other eternal questions are on i-Village today.  Are you under 13 (and somehow getting away with reading Nerve? You rule!) Then join Club Penguin, the social network site for (pre-)teenyboppers. It doesn't have a hope in hell of being a true fact, but would it be great if Johnny Depp was cast for this role in the next Batman movie? Read More... Posted Aug 01 2008, 08:59 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Johnny Depp, russell crowe, gay marriage, Batman, john McCain, children, maggie gyllenhaal, nude, social networking, g-spot, charlie crist, massachusetts, ego, anthrax

• The Top 10 Most Overrated Movies Of The Past 14 Years

  These are not necessarily bad movies per se, although all have exceeded whatever welcome they may have earned when they were met with critical or cultural orgasms.  Read More... Posted Apr 29 2008, 03:27 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 17 comment(s) Filed under: russell crowe, helen mirren, tom cruise, tom hanks, hillary swank, morgan freeman, harold and kumar, pink floyd, martin scorsese, clint eastwood

• Marry, F*ck, or Kill?: The Men of American Gangster

  American Gangster opens today, and while we haven't seen a movie at the theaters in months (pirated DVDs on the street are so much more convenient and cheap), come 8:30PM we'll be comfortably seated in the middle rows. What, you ask, could entice us to leave the comfort of our barstool for the sticky theater floors? These men, that's what. Denzel Washington is, well, Denzel. We'd pay a lot more that $10.50 to see him smile. Russell Crowe is fiery and that scruff has always done it for us. Chiwetel Ejiofor may not have the star recognition, but he sure has the acting chops and the good looks to turn heads. So how's this gonna go down, folks. Who's getting dragged to the Justice of the Peace, who's getting shagged on a pile of blow in a dirty motel room, and who will rest six feet under? Marry, Fuck, or Kill? Denzel Washington Russell Crowe Chiwetel Ejiofor  Posted Nov 02 2007, 10:30 AM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: mfk, marry fuck or kill, russell crowe, american gangster, denzel, chiwetel ejiofor