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• MySpace: Over, Sam and Lilo: Not

  According to Michael Wolff, MySpace is so over. Though we can't quite bring ourselves to bury our profile next to the Friendster grave, we knew that a long time ago. But it seems Lindsay Lohan just got the memo. What does this mean for the world? Well, for one, maybe she won't be posting so many newsworthy MySpace blog posts and two, maybe she'll be our friend on Facebook.  If the rumor mill is right (and when is it not?) Lilo is posting on the "Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson" group on Facebook under the pseudonym "Bella Vita" and she would like you to know that she and Sam are not breaking up. Read More... Posted Dec 02 2008, 11:11 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: gay, lindsay lohan, new york magazine, myspace, gay marriage, facebook, scrabulous, lesbians, pictures, technology, friendster, samantha ronson, lindsay lohan lesbian, lesbians kissing, prop 8, proposition 8, michael wolff, samantha ronson lesbian, pseudonyms, michael wolff on facebook, gay girls, myspace is dead, pseudonym "Bella Vita", lindsay and sam facebook group, bella vita, myspace is going to zero, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson facebook group, graves, michael wolff on myspace, the internet, lindsay lohan facebook group, sam and lindsay kiss, lindsay lohan is a lesbian

• Every Time Lindsay Lohan Has a Drink, Deborah Norville Gets a New Fur Coat

  This is a video of Lindsay Lohan pouring Red Bull into her vodka. Or vodka into her Red Bull. Or vodka and Red Bull from her mouth into Samantha Ronson's mouth. Or just mainlining it straight into her veins, the footage is grainy and we can't really hear what Deborah Norville is saying. If you ask us, the real news item here is that anyone believed all this Lindsay goes to rehab, sobers up crap in the first place. Read More... Posted Nov 26 2008, 03:33 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: lesbianism, inside edition, samantha ronson, red bull, lindsay lohan, red bull and vodka

• Lindsay Lohan is in Love With a Woman But Not a Lesbian

  Lindsay Lohan is either trying really, really hard to keep her private life private or she's really confused about her sexuality. Read More... Posted Nov 10 2008, 03:09 PM by Emily Farris with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, lesbians, samantha ronson, lindsay and sam kiss, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson matching tattoos, bisexualxual

• Sam and Lilo Frolick on the Beach in Mexico

  Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson enjoyed a nice day at the beach in Mexico, where they played Scrabble, sucked on popcicles and laid around in their bikinis. Frankly, we're jealous.  More pictures of the sun, Scrabble and super-skinny-girl-filled day after the jump. Read More... Posted Oct 01 2008, 10:51 AM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, tattoos, scrabble, swimming, samantha ronson, bikinis, beach, lindsay and sam, lindsay lohan lesbian, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson matching tattoos, lesbian tattoos

• Sloppy Seconds: Is Lindsay Lohan High on Drugs or Love?

  Katie Couric asks Sarah Palin what, exactly, does Alaska have to do with Russia? [MollyGood] It's a little creepy to think of that guy from Moviefone making a list of "the hottest young stars." [MTV] Read More... Posted Sep 25 2008, 05:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: gay, lance bass, sloppy seconds, drugs, MTV, brad pitt, russia, katie couric, clothes, alaska, samantha ronson, sarah palin, moviefone, lilo, clay aiken, lindsay lohanohan, gay aiken, goatees

• While You Were Sleeping: Clay Aiken Shocker

  The other night, an NBC affiliate in Los Angeles interrupted Conan to run a story about a John McCain speech. Speaking of the McCain campaign, turns out they lied in a press release over the weekend saying campaign manager/lobbyist Rick Davis was no longer connected to Freddie Mac and hadn't been for several years. Turns out he was receiving $15,000 a month from them up until their recent collapse. Clay Aiken has news for you, after the jump.... Read More... Posted Sep 24 2008, 09:27 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: gay, lindsay lohan, conan obrien, relationships, john McCain, Los Angeles, farting, campaigns, clay aiken, dirty jokes, cheaters, samantha ronson, lindsay and sam, girlfriends, meg ryan, dennis quaid, freddie mac

• Lindsay Lohan and SamRo: Out, About, and on Love Line

  In light of the terrible news about DJ AM and Travis Barker's plane wreck, Samantha Ronson took a break from DJing an Emmy party to call into Love Line Sunday night and chat about AM. She then passed the phone over to LiLo who sent her best wishes to the pair and managed to promote her lesboriffic love affair with Sam one more time--Oh, who are we kidding, it's all everyone really wants to hear about anyway! Conversation and revelation after the jump. Read More... Posted Sep 23 2008, 03:11 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, Emmy's, samantha ronson, lindsay and sam, love line, d.j. a.m., dj am

• This Week In Gayness: Guys Making Out On CNN

  Howard Dean and the DNC in the case of a gay man who is suing for wrongful termination will have to go to trial after mediation failed. Donald Hitchcock was fired after his boyfriend wrote a letter criticizing the DNC's policies on LGBT issues. The wave of the future: about two-thirds of Americans under 35 are in favor of gay marriage. As Scanner Emily reported yesterday, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson attacked Sarah Palin for being a media obsessed homophobe in dual blog postings... Full story, after the jump... Read More... Posted Sep 16 2008, 10:04 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: lgbt, lindsay lohan, star trek, gay marriage, cnn, homophobia, democrat, pranks, catholic church, Howard Dean, george takei, samantha ronson, lindsay and sam, buddhism, sarah palin

• Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson Would Like You to Know What They Think of Sarah Palin

  Are Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson the next Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins?  Last week, the couple made sure we took a few minutes to recognize the seventh anniversary of September 11, and yesterday, Lilo and Sam posted a joint MySpace blog post ranting on the GOP veep nominee, Sarah Palin.  Full text after the jump... Read More... Posted Sep 15 2008, 12:48 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: gay, lgbt, lindsay lohan, myspace, Barack Obama, lesbians, women, discrimination, myspace photos, nude photos, susan sarandon, samantha ronson, mothers, lindsay and sam kiss, lindsay and sam, lindsay lohan lesbian, tim robbins, sarah palin, bristol palin, levi johnson, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson matching tattoos, sarah palin nude photos, activists, drilling, gay and lesbian rights, off shore drilling, lesibian

• Sloppy Seconds: Are Lindsay and Sam Finally, Really Engaged?

  Barack Obama will be back on Saturday Night Live. Dear God, please, please, please let him play Sarah Palin. Nude. [Us] And apparently now that Obama is involved, SNL is a "cult" Comedy Show. Who knew? [Yahoo!] It seems that recently-divorced Pink is the latest victim of Scientology. [Yeeeah] Just one day after Kanye West's outburst with the paparazzi that led to his arrest, he would like you to know he's totes cool with the paps. [People] Read More... Posted Sep 12 2008, 05:37 PM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, lindsay lohan, sloppy seconds, kanye west, drunk, Us Weekly, lesbians, crazy, scientology, engaged, new york post, pink, engagements, arrest, samantha ronson, lindsay and sam kiss, lindsay and sam, sarah palin, lesbians kissing, kanye west arrested, barac obama

• Sam and Lilo Sittin' in a Tattoo Parlor... I.N.K.I.N.G.

  Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan recently got tattoos together. Did they go for literal tattoos, like each other's names tattooed on their hips, or did they opt for something a little more symbolic? Read More... Posted Sep 10 2008, 04:39 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, tattoos, samantha ronson, lindsay and sam, lindsay lohan lesbian, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson matching tattoos, lesbian tattoos

• Caption This: Lindsay Lohan's Boobs And Sam Ronson's Eyeline

  Who is this Sex Pistols reject and why is he allowed to peer down Lindsay Lohan's cleavage? Love her or hate her, Lindsay Lohan still has the best boobs in Hollywood, or at least the best cleavage. And as you can see, Lindsay's 15-year-old boyfriend, Sam Ronson thinks so too. Now that's one lucky kid. Could you imagine still being in High School, and getting to date Lindsay Lohan? I think it's every young boy's dream. Har har. The real story is... Read More... Posted Sep 08 2008, 01:38 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: lesbian, fashion, lindsay lohan, marriage, babies, New York City, fashion shows, celebrities, Los Angeles, fashion week, pregnacy, samantha ronson, ex-girlfriends, wilmer valderrama

• This Week In Gayness: Sam Ronson's Gay Tell-All About Lindsay?

  Any idea why more same sex couples are raising kids in the Bronx than any other borough in New York City? San Diego Harbor Police were ruled to have committed a homicide in the death of a gay man on a pride cruise in July.  The Governor of Louisiana is letting protections for gay and lesbian workers expire. Check out his reasoning, after the jump...   Read More... Posted Aug 27 2008, 11:42 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: lesbian, lindsay lohan, police, New York City, bigotry, gay sex, discrimination, louisiana, arkansas, murder, michael lohan dinah lohan, samantha ronson, pride parades, book club, lindsay and sam, dj

• We Will Not Make Oral Sex Jokes About the Knee Pads on Lindsay's Lohan's Leggings

  And it has nothing to do with the fact that we're pretty sure she's in a happy lesbian relationship, because lesbians can totally pleasure each other on their knees. No, no. It's because, well... Read More... Posted Jul 15 2008, 12:04 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, oral sex, lesbians, blow jobs, clothes, samantha ronson, leggings, knee pads

• Sloppy Seconds: Lindsay Lohan's Commitment Ring

  Tom Jones stole Elvira's virginity! After a nude revue performance in Vegas (this story is too obvious to be true), the future Mistress of the Dark met her idol, Mr. Pussycat himself, who returned the compliment in the sack.  A man who got drunk for eight hours with his pregnant wife is in jail today on assault and domestic violence charges. The pregnant woman who participated in the binge and is dating this suave winner? She won't be charged at all, not even for child endangerment.  Amy Winehouse was involved in another barroom fist rampage. Yeah, another one. Read More... Posted Jul 09 2008, 05:28 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, sloppy seconds, amy winehouse, gay marriage, engaged, maggie gyllenhaal, tom jones, photoshopping, pregnacy, samantha ronson, the pill, elvira, domestic violence, ring

• Sloppy Seconds: Could We Possibly Love Steve Carell Any More? Yes, Actually.

  Reality TV stars are not there to make friends. Got it? [YouTube]  The first bit of Madonna's brother's tell-all book has been leaked, and apparently she once kissed Gwyneth Paltrow on the lips. Somebody call the gay police! [Us]  Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have ended their year-long relationship. Luckily, they'll have some downtime before they constantly run into each other at the "He's Just Not That Into You" premieres in February. [Yahoo!] Read More... Posted Jul 08 2008, 06:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, sloppy seconds, madonna, stupid criminals, reality television, drew barrymore, justin long, barbeque, samantha ronson, anne hathaway, steve carell, tourists

• Sloppy Seconds: How Christina Will Maintain Her Ginormous Breasts

  We enjoyed Courtney Cox's show Dirt, the few times we saw it. Too bad, though, it's been canceled. [Fox News]  Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are doing just fine, thank you very much. [Us]  Yes, showing your dick in the "Sex and the City" movie sure will open a lot of doors — in your career, of course.. [Yahoo!]  Raising a baby chimp might actually be a good way to figure out if you really want kids. [Telegraph] Read More... Posted Jun 10 2008, 06:12 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, the view, sloppy seconds, Sex and the City, christina aguilera, R Kelly, breasts, courtney cox, penises, Regis Philbin, samantha ronson, p diddy, puff daddy

• Samantha Ronson and Her Trusty Fingers Take Care of Lindsay Lohan

  Recently, Dina Lohan told the press that Lindsay Lohan's relationship with D.J. Samantha Ronson is based on "trust." But we think it's probably based on a few other things as well. Maybe 10 other things? Read More... Posted Jun 06 2008, 03:36 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, posters, best week ever, lesbians, samantha ronson

• Is Lindsay Lohan Engaged?

  Daily Star says "YES!"  A desperately seeking attention Lindsay was spotted at the Dolce & Gabbana party on the French Riviera sporting a mahoosive ring on her finger....the drama queen denied her ring was paparazzi bait, insisting that it was the real McCoy. So now the question is, who's waiting at the end of the aisle? Read More... Posted May 27 2008, 04:37 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, marriage, samantha ronson

• Michael Lohan Sells Out Lindsay Once Again

  We were going to do something very cheesy — put quotation marks around that "out" in the subject line — but if what Michael Lohan says is true, his daughter's relationship with Samantha Ronson is "evident to anyone with half a brain." And if he's right, those aren't peace signs Ronson and Lilo are flashing. Okay, maybe they are peace signs, but wouldn't it be more fun if they weren't? There's been lots of speculation that Lindsay Lohan and D.J. Samantha Ronson's relationship might be more than platonic, and we've mostly ignored the gossip, because like we've mentioned before, as long as she's found love, we're happy for her one way or the other. But Daddy Lohan wouldn't miss an opportunity to get his name in Us Weekly, and then make himself sound like the great father we all know he is. Read More... Posted May 27 2008, 11:09 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: reality shows, lindsay lohan, Us Weekly, lesbians, dina lohan, michael lohan, samantha ronson

• Sloppy Seconds: Barack Obama's Hip Hop Cameo

  Yes, yes. We've all heard that Lindsay Lohan might be more than just BFF with gal pal Samantha Ronson. Can't we all stop staring and just be happy that Lilo may have found love? But we know you like to watch girls make out.  [Yeeeah!] See, some TV doctors will play doctors in real life when they need to. [MollyGood] "Bodysnarking" sounds like a terrible fucking idea. [Jossip] Read More... Posted May 23 2008, 05:33 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, sloppy seconds, Barack Obama, lesbians, miley cyrus, billy ray cyrus, david paterson, murder, noah wylie, bodysnarking, q tip, slick rick, samantha ronson