Back
in the days when our little sister was obsessed with N'Sync and we
reluctantly drove and accompanied her to a concert after we won her
back stage passes from a radio call-in (because that's the kind of
thing big sisters do) we never thought we'd ever get a boner for Justin
Timberlake. Little did we know. But, still, every time we see him
looking all sexy, and even professorial, we are amazed at what a
transformation he made. As far as we were concerned, like his band
mates, Timberlake was clearly on the road to douchebaggery—maybe even
more so than the rest of them. He appeared short, innocent and maybe
even a little effeminate. Now he records songs we work out and rock out
to, and unlike the boy band member we loved to hate in the 90's we
would not kick Justin Timberlake out of bed. Neither would his
super-hot fiance Jessica Biel.
Why did Timberlake make it out while Joey Fatone is dancing with the
stars and those other guys—whose names we don't even remember—are most
likely making appearances at malls across middle America? And, if he
can do it, can Zac Efron do it, too? Our old friend Sarah Hepola, along
with Joy Press, over at Salon think with a little help from Gus Van Sant, and some erect model nipples here and there that maybe, just maybe, he can.
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