Friday
night we broke free from the confines of our ginormous Midwestern
apartment, took the first shower we'd had in days and ventured out to a
place we were certain would be stocked with hairy men: a mustache contest hosted by the Ozanam Guild. We were really excited when we got asked to judge, but our excitement quickly faded when we realized we were
wrong about the whole plethora of hairy men thing. However, we made a
very important discovery: women in mustaches are sort-of hot.
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