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• Which Would You Rather: Small, Natural Boobs or Big, Fake Ones?

  Every time I complain to my double-D mom about the breast injustice in my family, she reminds me that "men would rather have lemon drops on an ironing board than fake ones." Then Scanner Brian posited this this morning and no one answered. Now we need to know, is it true? Read More... Posted Nov 25 2008, 04:51 PM by Emily Farris with | with 13 comment(s) Filed under: who would you rather, wwyr, pamela anderson, scanner emily, pictures, scanner brian, which would you rather, breasts, kate hudson, who would you rather?, fake boobs, scanner emily's mom, scanner emily's mom's boobs, pictures of boobs, men and breasts, pictures of big natural boobs, which would you rather?, pictures of small natural boobs, small natural boobs, survey, breast survey, lemon drops on an ironing board, big fake boobs, pictures of big fake boobs, small boobs, boob survey, pictures of breasts

• Scanner Highs and Lows: Is It Really Ever About Anything But Boobs?

  What you don't know yet is that our mom flashed our friends at our book party...  Read More... Posted Oct 10 2008, 05:25 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, google, tina fey, halle berry, books, Barack Obama, highs and lows, email, pictures, drunk emailing, debates, emily farris, book deals, sarah palin, craczy cat lady action figure, scanner emily's mom, madonna sarah palin, childrenn, casserolele crazy, neon, scanner emily's mom's boobs