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• Scanner Highs and Lows: A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words

  And we looked at plenty of pictures last week... Read More... Posted Apr 27 2009, 01:41 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: david hasselhoff, highs and lows, scanner highs and lows, monday

• Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which You Did Not Dangle Your Balls in Our Face

  Just because we weren't getting teabagged, doesn't mean somebody wasn't.  Read More... Posted Apr 20 2009, 11:43 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: teabagging, scanner highs and lows, tea bagging, monday

• Scanner Highs and Lows: We're All Stars in the Peep Show

  We don't know if you can see it or not, but that Peep in the middle totally has an awkward boner for the plus-size peep on the pole.  Read More... Posted Apr 13 2009, 10:41 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: peeps, scanner highs and lows, plus-size models, awkward boners

• Scanner Highs and Lows: That Was Then and This is Now

  But now that we've had some distance, we can finally look back on what you may have missed while you were busy jerking off to old pictures of Cloris Leachman. Read More... Posted Apr 06 2009, 11:37 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: pictures, friday, jerking off, scanner highs and lows, cloris leachman, 2009, tgif, monday, april 3, april 6, mondaze, mondays

• Scanner Highs and Lows: The Week We Almost Found Jesus

  So maybe "almost" is stretching it... Read More... Posted Mar 27 2009, 07:40 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: jesus, highs and lows, jesus christ, friday, twitter, scanner highs and lows, 2009, march 27, finding jesus christ, jesus on twitter, christ, god on twitter

• Scanner Highs and Lows: The Week That Happened Before This One That We Know is Now Over

  Pardon our tardiness wrapping up the highs and lows of last week, but we were living Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2.0. After eleven hours each in two different airports, a four-hour Greyhound bus ride and an eleven-hour drive, we finally made it to Austin, where we're blogging from South by Southwest Interactive. Today we'll check out all the sexy panels, until then, here's what happened last week. Read More... Posted Mar 16 2009, 12:55 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: movies, sex, highs and lows, airports, sexy, friday, scanner highs and lows, greyhound, march, monday, traveling, planes trains and automobiles, 2.0

• Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which We Say Goodbye to the Crazy Cat Lady

  We can hardly believe it either (and don't worry: our precious pussy is still alive and well). Read More... Posted Mar 06 2009, 07:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: highs and lows, friday, scanner highs and lows, crazy cat lady, 2009, tgif, march 6

• Scanner Highs and Lows: We've Never Been So Glad It's Friday

  We're closing down shop a little early today because we've reached that point in the week when we can no longer put words together. Well, we reached it a few hours ago and realized, 'hey, we have a job that allows us to drink while we work,' so that helped us put these words together. A little. Also, this picture is the first thing that's made us laugh all day, so shut up.  Read More... Posted Feb 27 2009, 05:30 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: scanner, nerve, highs and lows, friday, scanner highs and lows, 2009, nerve blogs, tgif, february 27

• Scanner Highs and Lows: Will The Real Fake Fakers Please Stand Up?

  You know it's a good week when real vampires get pissed off at fake vampires... or is it real fake vampires getting pissed at fake fake vampires?  Read More... Posted Feb 20 2009, 07:33 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: scanner, nerve, babies, sex, highs and lows, week in review, pregnancy, celebrities, friday, scanner highs and lows, faking it, scanner blog, nerve blogs, tgif, fake vampires, faking an orgasm, faking, stand up

• Scanner Highs and Lows: The Week We Did a Little Star F*cking

  Okay, so maybe we did more than a little star fucking. One might even say we went overbaord. Read More... Posted Feb 13 2009, 06:41 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: love, sex, ryan gosling, presents, videos, valentine's day, celebrities, scanner highs and lows, 2009, friday the 13th, february 13, starfucking, star fucking

• Scanner Highs and Lows: All Aboard the Crazy Train

  We would like to thank the Crazy Baby Lady, Christian Bale, the cutter, Paula Deen and numerous others for making us feel a little more sane this week.  Read More... Posted Feb 06 2009, 07:26 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: highs and lows, friday, scanner highs and lows, 2009, february 6, tgif

• Scanner Highs and Lows: Saturday Night Beard

  It's possible our beard obsession is getting a little out of control.  Read More... Posted Jan 24 2009, 09:55 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: beards, scanner highs and lows, saturday, 2009, january

• Scanner Highs and Lows: Friday Night Lit

  Because sometimes blogging is more fun when you're drunk... Read More... Posted Jan 16 2009, 11:59 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: scanner, nerve, drunk, friday, nerve.com, scanner highs and lows, saturday, scanner blog, 2009, nerve blogs, january 16

• Scanner Highs and Lows: Auld Lang Syne

  It seems like just last year that we were doing this... Read More... Posted Jan 02 2009, 05:02 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: scanner, new york, dead people, death, holidays, Christmas, highs and lows, scanner emily, hair, presents, pictures, new years, missouri, famous people, the joy of sex, emily farris, getting laid, images, kansas city, teacher sex, scanner highs and lows, whitney houston, dying, funny pictures, scanner blog, 2009, new year's, days off, january 2, new year, i believe that children are the future, hot teacher sex, teach them well and let them lead the way, third-hand smoke

• Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which We Contemplate Tina Fey's Breasts

  To be fair, we also thought a lot about her scar and the rest of her body.... Read More... Posted Dec 05 2008, 06:57 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: scanner, tina fey, anderson cooper, babies, Lost, highs and lows, boners, pictures, abortions, planned parenthood, old people, sex scandal, bearded men, scanner highs and lows, Dita Von Teese, swimming, michael phelps, sam beam, iron and wine, tina fey's scar, creamy cum crepes, dog saves dog, eliot spizter, gift certificates to planned parenthood, michael phelps and anderson cooper go swimming, children of rockstars, bathhouses, digital conversion video, the semen cookbook, december 5, beastiality, why children of rockstars are so beautiful, new friends, blow job, old ladies and digital conversion, dita von teese in german playboy pictures, anderson cooper and michael phelps, dtv conversion video, blog job, dog saves another dog, dog saves dog video, dita von teese in german playboy, kate and aaron

• Scanner Highs and Lows: So Long, Good Luck, and Pass the Turkey

  This week, we said goodbye to Scanner Nicole... and a few turkeys, most of which were killed by Sarah Palin's henchmen. Read More... Posted Nov 28 2008, 02:22 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: porn star, thanksgiving, mustache, vigilantes, sex, elton john, sweden, celebrities, maggie gyllenhaal, perverts, thanks for the mammaries, nude photos, scanner highs and lows, kim catrall, jake gyllenhaal, san francisco, scanner nicole, Chipotle, photographers, turkey, naked woman, joe the plumber, hendrick's gin, dexter

• Scanner Highs and Lows: Because We Have Nothing Better To Do on a Friday Night

  Yet again, we find ourselves grateful that the worst thing our mom ever did to us was show her boobs at our book party. Twice. Read More... Posted Nov 21 2008, 10:42 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, thanksgiving, taco bell, Barack Obama, sex scenes, 50 Cent, moms, highs and lows, ryan gosling, pictures, miley cyrus, hugh jackman, michelle obama, pete wentz, GQ, sex scandal, kansas city, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, scanner highs and lows, big girls, oregon, pete wentz penis pictures, sarah palin, kansas city is in missouri dot com, breakin' the movie, breakin', man of the year, pete wentz penis, new york governor, sex with fat girls, cushion for the pushin', turkey slaughter, mark funkhouser, barack obama bites michelle obama's ear picture, g.o.p., is the g.o.p. over?, sarah palin turkey slaughter video, the gop, picture, sex with fat chicks, most sexy movies, heterosexual sex, sex with big girls, g.q., fat chicks, transgender mayor, sarah palin video, sexy moves, sexiest man alive 2008, pictures of fat women with skinny men

• Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which We Narrowly Avoided Getting Sunburned Nipples

  Don't worry. No nipples were harmed in the compiling of this list... Read More... Posted Sep 19 2008, 06:01 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: nip slips, nipples, highs and lows, scanner highs and lows, sarah palin, tanning beds, celebrity nip slip, sunburns

• Scanner Highs And Lows: Let's Protest Anyone Who Protests Packages & Boobs

  We figure, what with all the topless women running around the site this week, we're going to offset it with some ridiculous Speedo action... and the following stories... Read More... Posted Aug 22 2008, 05:02 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: florida, mermaids, fred phelps, Broadway, virginia, erotic, debate, olympics, protest, kentucky, perverts, topless, scanner highs and lows, daniel radcliffe, scanner nicole, naked men, museum of sex, olympians, equal rights

• Scanner Highs And Lows: Toplessness On Parade

  This week we highlighted the world's growing insanity, lawlessness, and preponderance for rampant public nudity... Read More... Posted Aug 01 2008, 05:27 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: porn, amy winehouse, relationships, highs and lows, porn stars, celebrities, scanner highs and lows, topless photos, topless model, parades

• Scanner Highs And Lows: Nudie Shoot City

  This week was hot shot city (as in "there were an assload of nudie photos"): photos that ranged from rugby players to supermodels, but more memorably... there were animal sex photos! Read More... Posted Jul 18 2008, 06:02 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: porn star, lesbian, sienna miller, oral sex, gisele bundchen, sex, nintendo, animal marrying, animal sex, mischa barton, spelling, nerdiness unrestrained, sarah silverman, jimmy kimmel, arrest, susan sarandon, nude photos, scanner highs and lows, catholic church, animal love, scanner nicole, butt sex, Super Mario Brothers, scanner verena

• Scanner Highs and Lows: Is That a Hot Dog in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Us?

  Because we're happy to see you, too... Read More... Posted Jul 03 2008, 04:35 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: tattoos, sex, highs and lows, penis, celebrities, albums, clusterfuck, erections, penises, pete wentz, hot dogs, scanner highs and lows, areolas, music camp, sexy music

• Scanner Highs and Lows: It's All About You, And Boobs

  We like to think that in addition to showing you pictures of boobs, we're doing a public service here at Scanner. We want you to get dates and have sex and look at great pictures... of many things. Read More... Posted Mar 28 2008, 06:13 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: real dolls, lindsay lohan, britney spears, sex tape, helen mirren, amy winehouse, weddings, south park, highs and lows, julia allison, geeks, masturbating, jamie lee curtis, prostitutes, miss bimbo, men in trees, angels, uclAa, scanner highs and lows, undie run, kristin davis