Another beer bong, another question for the Scanner team. Which costumes got you laid on Halloween? Boy, turns out, we didn't get laid much.
October 31, 1991 (pictured). I’ve had bad luck with
Halloween. My mother made me a kick-ass Cinderella costume in kindergarten, and
it’s pretty much been downhill from there. As a senior in high school, my
boyfriend and I decided to dress like hippies — a costume that not only
reflected our hardwon Southern liberalism but also our parents’ embarrassing
closets. I’m not sure it got me laid, though frankly, a garbage bag would have
gotten me laid in those days, because my boyfriend was just that awesome. But I
do remember switching out my cute Limited Express casuals for that weird get-up
and realizing I looked kinda, I dunno… hot?
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