If you want to get in the pants of a fifteen-year-old boy, one way to make sure that happens is to first sleep with his father, then stick around for an encore.
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We're beginning to think we should have added "having three months to do jack shit" to our list of the Top 10 Childish Things We Wish We Could Get Away With As Adults. Because now that we think about it, having three months off of everything is totally worth nine months of arriving at school by 7 a.m. (oh, and being done by 3).
Because of this, expect to see lots of LOLcats in the mornings for the duration of this so-called "summer." Especially if we keep getting spooked by bugs in the night.
Related: Top 10 Childish Things We Wish We Could Get Away With as Adults
