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• "I Seem To Have Forgotten To Bathe For Two Days"

  The man who has been anointed to run the public schools in good ol' Miami-Dade County has just had his entire affair, in the form of raunchy e-mails, splashed across the front pages of everything from his local paper to Gawker.com. Normally, we wouldn't make a big deal of a guy or gal having an affair, even if one of them is in Alberto Carvalho's esteemed position, but we'll make an exception for how perfectly insane these messages are... Read More... Posted Sep 26 2008, 11:47 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: marriage, cheating, divorce, sex, school, funny, florida, reporters, boston, sex scandal, extra-marital affair, e-mail, miami, cheaters, newspapers, tmi

• While You Were Sleeping: Posing Nude For Fun Or Charity

  Jude Law's new girlfriend is posing nude for the upcoming edition of Playboy in France. If this guy keeps winning elections, maybe there isn't any reason to vote. A conservative Canadian mayor is finding out that just because those nude photos of her made headlines over five years ago, people are still going to bring them up when she runs for higher office. Uncensored photo after the jump... Read More... Posted Sep 22 2008, 09:09 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: new york, stripper, beer, playboy, charity, canada, nsfw, france, florida, strippers, england, cheapdom, election, camera phones, arrested, Jude Law, mayor, sex scandal, perverts, detroit, nude photos, lawyers, stripping, conservative, strip club, girlfriends

• Hey Rev. Jeremiah Wright: Your Sex Scandal Is Not Helping

  Lemme get this straight, Reverend Jeremiah Wright: first, you give the Republicans the only real ammo they've ever had to go after Obama, who was supposed to be your friend, and then you made it worse by not shutting up about it and going away. You continued to give incendiary press conferences and even had to go after Obama to save face. Now, what's this? A sex scandal? And in the most unholy of ways? Thanks a big whopping lot, jackass... Photo of the other woman, after the jump... Read More... Posted Sep 10 2008, 11:39 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: divorce, Barack Obama, church, Republican, sex scandal, Reverend Jeremiah Wright, love triangles, jeremiah wright, cheaters

• Sloppy Seconds: Stripper Shoots Boyfriend Over $150

  Really, we didn't set out to make today about middle-aged blond ladies with implants and ties to the porn industry...  A top Superior Court official in Cobb County, Georgia resigned after the following allegations were made public: Sex in a judge's chambers, trysts at local hotels during business hours, obscene phone calls to female workers and a desire to see lesbian sex are among the many accounts of what was going on... for the past two decades. A new study indicates the pill may lead women to make incorrect mating decisions. Hmm... no comment.  And Paris Hilton is being sued for... Read More... Posted Aug 13 2008, 05:09 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, stripper, paris hilton, george w bush, pamela anderson, guns, High School Musical, condoleezza rice, money, Christian, sex scandal, boyfriends, Breakup of the Week, tommy lee, cindy mccain, exes, sex addicts, georgia, lawsuit, california

• Elizabeth Edwards: "I Stayed For The Kids"

  John Edwards, who is a no-good chauvinist who tried to shrug off (clearly) fathering his girlfriend's child as being okay because he "did not love her," at least told his wife about the affair before the press heard about it and her cancer had returned. In a detailed story by People... Read More... Posted Aug 13 2008, 02:39 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 9 comment(s) Filed under: cheating, babies, love child, john edwards, Democrats, families, sex scandal, cancer, extra-marital affair, north carolina, cheaters

• Sloppy Seconds: Hillary Clinton's Latest Theory

  Women in Nigeria are walking naked in the streets to protest the questionable circumstances surrounding a monarch's death.  Two wrestlers from the University of Nebraska are under investigation after it was reported they are both gay porn stars.  Some dudes in Sweden have lodged formal complaints against pharmacies that sell sex toys... why? Read More... Posted Aug 11 2008, 05:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: politics, wikipedia, sex toys, hillary clinton, booze, Daniel Craig, john edwards, plagarism, sweden, john McCain, engaged, naked people, sex scandal, america, contraception, sex addicts, african, salma hayek, selma blair, plan b

• Sloppy Seconds: The Next Ashley Alexandra Dupre Scandal Begins

  A nine-year-old girl successfully sued her parents to break away from her birth name. You will be astounded to hear what it was... although at least it wasn't Benson or Hedges (a pair of twins) or, better yet, Number 16 Bus Shelter, all of which are real. The most famous penis in the world is now 17.  50 Cent is suing Taco Bell. That's all you need to know. Read More... Posted Jul 24 2008, 05:20 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: Barack Obama, john McCain, penises, sex scandal, ashley alexandra dupree, extra-marital affair, lawsuit, pregnacy, baby, seniors, older men, daily candy

• The John Edwards Affair And Love Child Scandal: The Sequel

  John Edwards, two-time Presidential candidate and John Kerry's Vice-Presidential pick in 2004, has been dogging a sex scandal for months, since the beginning of the year, in fact. Now, as polls continue to show the former Senator as the most effective running mate for Obama (in terms of which states he helps pick up), his chances at a second nomination for VP is in serious jeopardy following these latest allegations... Read More... Posted Jul 24 2008, 08:50 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: senate, presidential candidates, love child, john edwards, paparazzi, vice president, Los Angeles, sex scandal, extra-marital affair, north carolina, tabloids, bimbo eruption

• Italy's Prime Minister Accused of "Pimping Out" Young Starlets

  Mara Carfagna, we shit you not, is a member of the Italian cabinet.  Have you guys been following the meteoric rise, breathtaking fall, and meteoric rise of Italy's Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi? The 71-year-old king(pin) has been carrying on the good name of Italian politics for many years now, and this latest story of corruption, "pimping," and extramarital affairs with other politicians is but one of many sensational highlights... Read More... Posted Jul 14 2008, 08:49 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: politics, italy, sex scandal, extra-marital affair, corrupted mind, prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi, Italian

• Ex-Diplomat On Trial For Child Sex: It's Okay To Have Sex With Kids

  Gons G. Nachman, which he swears is his real name, pleaded guilty in Virginia a few months back to possessing child pornography. Now his trial has taken an interesting twist after he made what some people think is an outrageous claim... Read More... Posted Jul 11 2008, 03:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: sex addict, court, brazil, sex scandal, child porn, teenage girls, perverts, arkansas, judge, congo, statuatory rape, trials, age of consent

• CBS News Correspondent Embroiled In Career-Defining Sex Scandal

  Doesn't she kinda look like Liz Hurley in this photo? When Lara Logan, a CBS News and 60 Minutes correspondent in Iraq, was on the Daily Show last week, she caused a minor furor for chastising the media's coverage of the war. Who would've thought that would all be forgotten so soon, brushed aside when word of a big stinker of a sex scandal broke last night? Read More... Posted Jun 26 2008, 11:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: divorce, erotic, affair, sex scandal, cbs, 60 Minutes, iraq war

• Hey Ash, Long Time, No See (And Nice Tat!)

  Our old friend Ashley Alexandra Dupree was spotted on a New Jersey beach Sunday. And she has a new tattoo peeking out of her itty bitty bikini. Read More... Posted Jun 09 2008, 05:23 PM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: tattoos, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupre, beach, bikini

• South Korea's Mind-Blowing Adultery Saga Continues

  In South Korea, where adultery is not just grounds for public embarrassment but arrest as well, two of the nation's biggest stars are embroiled in a widely publicized marital meltdown that could have far-reaching ramifications for the radically conservative country. When the fading TV heartthrob Park Chul accused his actress wife of infidelity, he ignited an undignified row that has transfixed South Korea and probably mortally wounded the careers of two of the country's top stars. But the best might yet be to come: could Korea's rawest celebrity scandal end a half-century-old law banning adultery? Check out the full story, after the jump...  Read More... Posted May 29 2008, 04:25 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: marriage, adultery, conservatives, south korea, Conservative Christians, affair, asian, sex scandal, mario batali, luciano pavarotti

• Admiral in Bush Administration Had Affair In White House Basement

  His name, seriously, is Vice Admiral John Stufflebeem. And boy, did he stuff his beam in an early-20s woman in his White House basement love nest. The juicy/repulsive highlights, after the jump... Read More... Posted May 13 2008, 01:37 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: scandals, George Bush, military, sex scandal, extra-marital affair, affairs, bush administration

• Yay! More Politicians Go Down in Flames!

  The Mayor of the Motor City is getting rolled out of town like a flaming tire, all disgraced and humiliated-like. At least he had some fun with his mistress(es?) on his way down to political hell... Read More... Posted Mar 24 2008, 03:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, scandals, lawsuits, michigan, affair, mayor, sex scandal, extra-marital affair, perverts, detroit

• Who Would You Rather? Ashley Alexandra Dupre vs. "Kristen"

  Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was perfectly happy with call girl "Kristen," but the world has since fallen in love with Ashley Alexandra Dupre. So, who would you rather? Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the Jersey girl with dreams of hitting it big on the hip hop scene or "Kristen" the anonymous "beautiful educated companion of fine family and career background," one of The Emperor's Club's "fashion models, pageant winners, and exquisite students, graduates and women of successful careers." To consider: anonymous tryst in which you might get your salad tossed, high price tag, the possibility of contracting Charlie Sheen cooties, being subjected to amateur hip hop music and MySpace messages. P.S. Use our new voting widget after the jump! Read More... Posted Mar 18 2008, 10:40 AM by Emily Farris with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: who would you rather, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexander dupre, kristen

• Did Eliot Spitzer Get Charlie Sheen's Sloppy Seconds?

  Did Charlie Sheen also hire "Kristen," Eliot Spitzer's high class hooker? And more importantly, does Sheen really have a cheerleader fetish? Read More... Posted Mar 18 2008, 09:03 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: charlie sheen, sloppy seconds, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexander dupre, kristen

• Ashley Alexandra Dupre: What We Want is Sensual Seduction

  What happens when you mix the greatest song ever made with the greatest song ever made by the woman who slept with soon-to-be former New York governor Eliot Spitzer? After this, we're actually hoping for a real Snoop Dogg–Ashley Alexandra Dupre collaboration.   [Ill Doctrine: Ashley Alexander [sic] Dupre "What We Want" – Snoop Dogg Remix]  Previously on Scanner: Snoop Dogg Went to Molvania and Recorded the Video of Our Dreams Song of the Day: Snoop Dogg and Robyn's "Sexual Eruption" Posted Mar 14 2008, 01:28 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: video, Ill Doctrine, snoop dogg, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, ashley alexandra dupree, sexual seduction, remixes

• Who Would You Rather (Bring Down With A Political Sex Scandal)?

  Obviously, Eliot Spitzer was not the first, nor will he be the last, politician to "go down" because of a sex scandal. For better or for worse, Spitz is being compared to  Louisiana  Senator David Vitter, a patron of the Canal Street Madam. (I'd say for worse, since Vitter still hasn't resigned and, for some reason, the Justice Dept, which was so concerned with Spitzer's transgressions, never paid any attention to Vitters') But, since the issue has "come up," we thought we'd ask you to compare the two. Read More... Posted Mar 12 2008, 04:15 PM by Katie Halper with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer, Governor Spitzer, louisiana, senator vitter, david vitter, senator

• Caption This: Tomorrow's NY Post Headline

  What do you think the clever folks at the New York Post will come up with for tomorrow's front-page headline?   Posted Mar 10 2008, 05:28 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: headlines, prostitution, caption this, new york post, sex scandal, Eliot Spitzer

• Charity Director Busted for Paying Woman For Sex Just Doing His Job (Duh)!

  The very charitable director of a Catholic Worker charity was sentenced Friday to 10 days in jail after he was caught offering $500 (in alms) to a woman in need in exchange for sex. The woman claimed that the director, Michael Niece, made his charitable offer of money for sex when she went to the director asking for financial help to send her child to private school. The woman went to the police who set up a recorded phone call during which Niece repeated the offer and they arranged to "meet at a taco stand" (so that's what they're calling it these days.) Niece's lawyer said the director was only planning on talking to the woman, not having sex with her. Prosecutors jumped to conclusions, claiming that Niece was indeed prepared to do the deed and exhibiting "predator behavior." So he arrived at the taco with a mattress, sheets and pillow in his van. (And?) He also had a sex toy in his pocket. (Or was he just happy to see her?) Read More... Posted Mar 03 2008, 12:30 PM by Katie Halper with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sex for money, sex scandal, half moon charity, half moon catholic worker, charity director sentenced, Michael Niece, Catholic Worker charity, charity director solicited sex