I recently got a new catalog for olds called Harriet Carter.
It's along the lines of your Fingerhut (which now sells vibrators and
other adult products! Who knew?), or Lillian Vernon, although those
standbys are shorter on the ridiculous products lately than they used
to be. So I delved into this catalog, and was not disappointed.
Harriet
Carter has bizarre products and gimmicky gadgets galore! (And in spite
of myself I want a number of the items for sale in this catalog, and
already own one, the appropriately named ShamWow!)
Above, silicone concealers,
or as the catalog calls them, "modesty petals." Just imagine what it's
like to wear these all day. Sweaty nips, never knowing if the
concealers are aligned evenly, or if they're making an outline of their
own, thereby creating the illusion of oversize, misshapen aereolic
protrusions.
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