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• Megan Fox Strips to Underwear for Esquire, Fancy New Camera

  Megan Fox doesn't have anything to promote these days, but that never stops "gentleman rags" from running hot photos of her in an effort to "boost" their "circulation."  This time, however, her appearance on the cover of Esquire, and subsequent shots of her in her underwear, have something to do with Fox's promotion of the semi-new Red Cameras... Read More... Posted May 07 2009, 02:52 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: underwear, lingerie, celebrities, esquire, megan fox, actresses, camera, stripping, sexy photos, sfw, sexy people

• We Finally Figured Out Why Marilyn Manson Dumped Dita Von Teese...

  For a long time, we thought Marilyn Manson was crazy for dumping his new wife, Dita Von Teese (Dita Von TEESE, for God's sake!) for some teenage actress named Evan Rachel Wood. Wood, we thought, wasn't even the femme fatale type, while Von Teese is practically the textbook definition. Then again, it's our own fault for not realizing Marilyn Manson was crazy beforehand. Now comes word that a) Marilyn Manson has apologized to Von Teese for leaving her in the lurch and b) has gotten back together with his onetime flame. Wood, meanwhile, is moving rapidly toward stardom thanks to the new Woody Allen movie and this GQ photo spread... Read More... Posted Apr 16 2009, 02:33 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: panties, underwear, lingerie, celebrities, Dita Von Teese, sexy photos, sexy people, evan rachel wood, breakup, marilyn manson, gq magazine, evan rachel wood and mickey rourke making out

• Sexy Tattoos From The Pre-Badass Era

  You've worked long and hard. Plus, we've already begun happy hour in preparation for Bearded Man of the Week Kris Kristofferson tonight and don't really have much writerly energy left. So, instead... we'll take you on a whirlwind tour of the early days of photography, which were also, it seems, the beginning of the tattoo craze that still sweeps America to this day... Read More... Posted Apr 10 2009, 04:37 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: tattoos, pinups, sexy photos, cleavage, sexy people, 1950s, pin up, pinup, doctor, sexy photo blogs, vintage photos, tramp stamp, tattoo artists

• PETA Names the Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door...

  Back in February, we advised you to vote for PETA's Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door 2009. There were loads of hot men and women in the running, many of them pictured in their underwear with bulges or major cleavage-- but thankfully, never both. The People Eating Tasty Animals People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals have finally announced the winners and they're not who we expected... Read More... Posted Apr 08 2009, 02:26 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: crotch, underwear, neighbor sex, PETA, penis, lingerie, Los Angeles, minnesota, voting, penises, activism, photo essay, california, neighborhood, sexy photos, sexy people, erect penises, minneapolis, animal rights, sexiest, vegetarian, bulge

• PETA Wants to Covet Your Neighbor's Sexy Wife

  Now through March 11th, PETA has resolved to keep its topless protestors off the streets and to avoid throwing white paint at the Olsen twits and other enemies of furballs.  Instead, they've launched a new online competition featuring the Sexiest Vegetarians Next Door. The winner of the four rounds of voting wins a free trip to Hawaii... so, apparently, none of the girls pictured here are from Hawaii... Read More... Posted Feb 27 2009, 11:31 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: PETA, fleshbot, voting, olsen twins, photography, sexy photos, sfw, sexy people, hawaii, competition, vegetarian

• Dita Von Teese Ends Her Paris Show in Style

  As we've mentioned previously, Dita Von Teese took Paris by blitzkreig over the past couple of weeks, wrapping up her epic burlesque run at the Crazy Horse this past Monday night.  After the jump, video, photos, and some exciting news for those who missed out... Read More... Posted Feb 18 2009, 06:17 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: stripper, Paris, lingerie, france, burlesque, Dita Von Teese, sexy photos, sfw, shows, sexy people, scanner exclusive, burlesque fashion, burlesque performers

• While You Were Sleeping: Clit-Pumpin' Glory

  An 83-year-old woman in Hungary warms our hearts by continuing to work in her chosen career: crime. Amy Fisher is going on that rumored stripping tour. There's a penis in Grand Theft Auto IV! Guess they have to do something to offset the rampant exploitation of women. Read More... Posted Feb 18 2009, 09:42 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: stripper, panties, music, lily allen, asian fetish, Sam Donaldson, perez hilton, penis, Bill Clinton, congress, wonkette, amy fisher, vagina, Democrats, twitter, video game, Dita Von Teese, vaginal rejuvenation, Grand theft auto IV, hamburger, stripping, criminals, sexy photos, nine inch nails, sexy people, bands, dress size, headline, clit

• I Hate Myself For Loving You: Lily Allen

  Lily Allen, I don't know your music. Lily Allen, I'm not even sure why you're famous-- I believe there were some hit singles a few years back and your most recent song is #1 in Britain right now. But #1 hits don't mean anything these days... you really need a good topless scandal... or a pregnancy... or a public spat with Elton John... Okay, you've done all those things... Read More... Posted Feb 11 2009, 04:09 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: lily allen, myspace, New York City, britain, songs, i hate myself for loving you, photo essay, secret, photographers, sexy photos, sexy people, pop stars, singers, upskirt, pop music

• Will You Be Our Sexy Valentine?

  Prepare yourself... Valentine's Day is coming, which means you'll be subjected to 10,824 posts about it between now and the weekend. You can bribe us into near silence, though, by buying and sending us one of these sexy V-Day gifts... Read More... Posted Feb 09 2009, 11:26 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: sex toys, underwear, vibrators, presents, model, babeland, valentine's day, lingerie, vacation, S&M, money, shopping, sexy photos, bondage, gifts, valentines day, dirty dolls

• Hooters Fires Physically-Abused Waitress For Not Looking Hot Enough

  All Sara Dye, 27, wanted from Hooters was her job back-- or, if she couldn't have that, the unemployment benefits she was due under Iowa state law. However, her ex-employer fought her all the way through trial, desperate to prevent her from receiving the few hundred dollars (we're guessing) she was owed.  Not only that, but Dye hadn't done anything deliberate that warranted a sacking-- unless you count picking the Boyfriend or Husband From Hell... Read More... Posted Jan 05 2009, 05:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: hooters, employment, court, abuse, sexism, restaurants, iowa, perverts, lawsuit, domestic violence, sexy photos, sfw

• No, Wait, the Lithuanian Playboy Calendar Is What We Really Wanted

  The year's almost over and we came this close to missing out on the best all-female nude calendar of 2009... oddly enough, it's one photographer's set for Lithuanian Playboy... Read More... Posted Dec 31 2008, 10:50 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: playboy, calendar, nsfw, naked people, nude photos, calendar girls, topless photos, naked women, playboy bunnies, photographers, sexy photos, lithuania, naked woman, nude woman, naked people in photo blogs, pool

• Lingerie Football Linebacker Sues Ex For Leaking Her Nude Photos

  Melissa Berry, a linebacker for the lingerie football league (for some reason, the words "linebacker" and "lingerie" don't go together in our brains), is suing her ex for 15 g's after it was discovered he posted photos of her giving a blow job.  We may have to side with him on this one: since we can't seem to find any records of the nude photos online (and unless someone sends us a link, damn it), we have to suspect they were never there in the first place. However, given this guy's profession, we almost hope this story is true... Read More... Posted Dec 30 2008, 01:49 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lingerie, florida, topless, nude photos, topless photos, topless model, lawsuit, bikini, revenge, sexy photos, sfw, lingerie league, lingerie football, lingerie bowl, ex-boyfriends

• Sasha Grey Completely Naked in New American Apparel Ad

  We always wondered when advertisements would feature nothing but naked woman and the name of the product ("Cheerios, brought to you by a naked Heidi Klum in a barren studio.") We shouldn't have been surprised to see it happening so soon, and with Sasha Grey and American Apparel the culprits... Read More... Posted Dec 29 2008, 11:56 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: porn star, porn, advertisements, american apparel, nsfw, naked people, pornography, sexism, nerve.com, nude photos, sasha grey, topless photos, billboard, photographers, sexy photos, naked woman

• While You Were Sleeping: Mexican Beauty Queen Stripped... Of Her Title

  Players and connoisseurs of music, Thelonious Monk's advice on playing in his band is an essential look at a mad genius. Never been kissed? These kooks hadn't either, so they decided to make out in public and then tell the Daily News their real names.  Courtney Love and the Kardashians are at war... Read More... Posted Dec 29 2008, 09:03 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, beauty queens, courtney love, music, kissing, kim kardashian, charity, myspace, New York City, teenagers, gisele bundchen, model, assault, cnn, engaged, cunt, Maryland, food, mexico, discrimination, rumor mongering, keeping up with the kardashians, Tom Brady, topless, murder, samantha ronson, african, father issues, murderers, supermodels, sexy photos, beauty pageant, engagement, drug bust, fathers and daughters, mike hunt, monk, sudan

• Cops Stripped Of Duties After Wild Hooker Party

  Imagine you're a cop in Australia. How is it possible you're able to carry out your duties with the high-quality gene pool there? Who could blame the cops in the country's Northern Territory for growing restless while on patrol and stopping off at the Hooker Ball for a grope and grind? Read More... Posted Dec 15 2008, 01:53 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lesbian, stripper, panties, sex toys, police, costume, cops, parties, employment, jobs, penis, nsfw, lingerie, darwin awards, australia, penis balloons, penises, Costume Gala, sexy photos, lap dances, sexy people, asexual, hooker, charles darwin

• More Olga Kurylenko Nude Photos Surface

  When Olga Kurylenko appeared onscreen during Quantum of Solace for the first time, we had two thoughts: "Wow, that was the first time we've seen a Bond girl naked before her career took off" and "She's so much more attractive without all the bad lighting and photoshopping offscreen..." These photos prove that, as bad as Marc Forster's storytelling technique was, at least he made Olga look hotter than she does in these lousy pictorals... Read More... Posted Dec 10 2008, 04:01 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: james bond, nsfw, bond 22, olga kurylenko, nude photos, quantum of solace, topless photos, nude pictures, topless model, sexy photos, sexy people, naked woman, bond girls, picture, nude woman, naked pics

• Because You Know You Want to Make Sexy Time With That Camera

  We know you like to look at us. Well, you at least like to look at what we write. Your reaction when we post pictures of ourselves tend to vary. Anyway, what we're getting at is that we want to look at you, or at least look at pictures you've taken—if you're an exceptional photo blogger that is. You see, Nerve is looking for guest photo bloggers for our new photo blog that will feature a new photographer each month. Read More... Posted Dec 10 2008, 02:58 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: 2008, scanner emily, nudity, pictures, emily farris, naked pictures, sexy time, sexy photos, sexy pictures, photography jobs at nerve.com, photo blogging, blogging for nerve.com, naked people in pictures, sex pictures, jobs at nerve.com, blog jobs in new york, pictures of sex, pictures with sex, december 10, blogging for nerve, jobs at nerve, naked men in photos, photography jobs at nerve, over 18, photo blogs, 18+, photo blogging jobs, naked people in photo blogs, blog jobs outside of new york, sexy photo blogs, naked women in photos, how to hide a camera in the bedroom

• Rice University's Sex Magazine A Slap in the Face to Houston Elite

  Conservatives don't want you to learn anything about sex, because that would lead to fulfilling marriages... and we all know that happy people don't listen to right-wing talk radio.  Parents of Rice University students are trying to figure out how to put a stop to a student-run magazine that openly (hence the title, seen above) discusses sex, as if twenty-one-year-olds should be allowed to talk about it, let alone have it... Read More... Posted Dec 08 2008, 03:47 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: texas, college, students, Conservative Christians, sex life, right-wing, conservative, sexy photos, sfw, university, magazine, houston

• Sexy Priest: The 2009 Calendar... From the Vatican

  While we have so far been able to track down a reputable online source for the 2009 Men's Rugby calendar we wrote about the other day, perhaps this will make up for it. Or perhaps not. Priests-- hot or not? Read More... Posted Dec 03 2008, 04:59 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: religion, calendar, hot or not, church, the Pope, catholic church, sexy photos, sexy people, catholic, vatican

• Dita Von Teese in German Playboy - the Sequel

  Last week, we leaked what turned out to be a cropped photo from Dita Von Teese's stunning fourth photo shoot for Playboy, this time for the German edition. We set out to right that wrong with the following pics... Read More... Posted Dec 01 2008, 02:12 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: playboy, nsfw, S&M, German, germany, nude photos, Dita Von Teese, topless photos, topless model, sexy photos, bondage, sexy people, naked woman

• The English Are Still Too Prudish To Appreciate Nudity

  Based on the public outcry surrounding a university student's nude photo in a collegiate newspaper, some Brits are clearly in possession of long-dormant puritanical streaks. The unnamed 21-year-old blond from Homerton College, wearing lingerie sans top, posed for the third page of Vivid Magazine, an anonymous Cambridge University publication, apparently a riff on the Sun's regular feature of Page 3 Girls... Read More... Posted Nov 24 2008, 02:11 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: censorship, lingerie, college, naked people, united kingdom, nude photos, topless photos, newspapers, topless model, sexy photos, sexy people, university, naked woman

• Megan Fox Is So Hot Right Now, GQ Can Just Recycle Her Photos Every Month

  Megan Fox, who will not be playing Wonder Woman, despite previous reports, and was the only woman shortlisted for GQ's Man of the Year is still the #1 woman on the internet. (Well, except for Keeley Hazel. And Sarah Palin. And... and... never mind.) But no one drives up traffic like Megan Fox-- or, more importantly-- Megan Fox in a bikini... Read More... Posted Nov 18 2008, 01:41 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: wonder woman, photos, internet, keeley hazell, victoria beckham, India, pictures, celebrities, madonna, megan fox, bikini, sexy photos, sfw, sarah palin, holly madison, magazine stories, gq magazine

• Dita Von Teese Graces Us With These Playboy Photos

  Marilyn Manson, are you reading this? What were you thinking, hombre? This woman only gets better with age.... After the jump, an exclusive-to-the-'net photo from Dita's session for Germany's Playboy... plus some classic goodness to balance things out... Read More... Posted Nov 12 2008, 02:06 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: stripper, playboy, nsfw, burlesque, German, topless, Dita Von Teese, topless photos, stripping, sexy photos, naked woman, marilyn manson

• Top 5 Celebrities Who May Or May Not Be Attractive: Part One

  You ever hear a friend raving and drooling about a celebrity that you check out and say, "Why the hell are you attracted to that person?" (Fess up, Backstreet Boys anti-fans.)  Sometimes it's the media trying to make a hottie out of a starlet or reality show contestant forced on them by an overworked publicist. Or it's a massively successful makeup team turning a Plain Jane/Joe into a model so that the readers of Us Weekly can reassure themselves that they, too, can be prince(sse)s.  First up: the Ladies Edition.  Read More... Posted Nov 10 2008, 11:43 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 12 comment(s) Filed under: charlize theron, dating, britney spears, paris hilton, music, lists, Us Weekly, smart people, hot or not, stuff magazine, top 5 lists, pretty people, celebrities, Donald Trump, ryan reynolds, hilton, mariah carey, esquire, tabloids, alanis morissette, soul, sexy photos, ivanka trump, sexy people, hot or not, singers

• Some of the Hottest Women in the Country All Got Naked Together

  For 40 smackers (in today's, you know, perfect economy), a copy of Timothy White's Hollywood Pinup could be yours. And, let us say, based on all available evidence, it would surely be worth your bottom dollar. However, you would do almost as well just to see all the best photos from its steamy pages, after the jump... Read More... Posted Nov 05 2008, 12:12 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: books, pinups, nsfw, photographs, celebrities, kate hudson, olsen twins, jailbait, gina gershon, photography, asses, nude photos, photo essay, actresses, naked women, photographers, sexy photos, mary-kate olsen, sexy people, naked woman

• Sloppy Seconds: Phillies Fan Gives Her Team A Big Boost

  Vietnam believes small chests are unhealthy and that thin people shouldn't operate motor vehicles. Believe it or not, this is a health initiative. T.I. voted in Georgia, despite being a convicted felon and a guy we didn't think would ever show up to vote. This top 10 list of "Things I Hate Absolutely Hate About Heteronormative Dating" doesn't always hit the nail on the head, but these entries we can agree with: Read More... Posted Oct 29 2008, 05:29 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: dating, sloppy seconds, drunk, sports, Barack Obama, lingerie, health, john McCain, breasts, voting, baseball, philadelphia, arrest, male enhancement, feministing, georgia, sexy photos, vietnam, sexy people, rappers, voting for obama, coed, felon, drunk dialing

• Italian Model's Virginity For Sale (And For Only $1.5 Million!)

  If you could afford it, would you shell out a million-and-a-half for the right to be this woman's first terrible mistake? Read More... Posted Sep 19 2008, 04:28 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: prostitution, virginity, models, howard stern, italy, prostitution scandal, Silvio Berlusconi, Italian, california, auction, sexy photos, marlon brando, Raffella Fico

• While You Were Sleeping: The Playboy Selection Process

  When in Atlantic City, it's probably best not to approach total strangers about marijuana purchases: Police said the drug deal went sour when the man took them to a desolate road in Egg Harbor Township near the Atlantic City International Airport, pulled and gun and forced them to strip before dumping their purses and robbing them.  Every time Obama speaks, an angel... has an orgasm? How does Hugh Hefner choose his Playboy bunnies? Read More... Posted Sep 16 2008, 09:07 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: art, playboy, Barack Obama, al franken, hot or not, hugh hefner, scarlett johansson, angelina joile, minnesota, amy poehler, artists, painting, damien hirst, millions, playboy bunnies, sexy photos, cleavage, real or fake, katherine mcphee, shark, maternity

• Rachelle Leah Is Playboy's November Cover Girl

  Can Playboy still make its cover girls famous? Could it ever? We'd never heard of Rachelle Leah, who hosts UFC All Access on Spike, until it was announced she was next month's cover star, although we're pretty sure this means we'll be sick to death of her by the time the issue hits the streets... Read More... Posted Sep 15 2008, 01:55 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: playboy, television, victoria beckham, kate beckinsale, Wrestling, playboy bunnies, sexy photos, sfw

• Are You One Of The Sexy People?

  In what will surely become the next blog-to-book success story, the Sexy People blogspot page has taken off, thanks to some of these hilarious submissions... Read More... Posted Aug 28 2008, 11:44 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: funny, ashton kutcher, the 90's, the 80s, photo essay, that 70's show, sexy photos, lilli taylor, six feet under, sexy people