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• The Only Thing More Ridiculous Than Miley Cyrus Writing a Memior

  What the fuck is wrong with Disney these days? Seriously? Or maybe we should ask what is wrong with Crocs, the shoe company, because they're about to make shoes based on Hannah Montana. Read More... Posted Apr 24 2008, 04:12 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: shoes, hannah montana, High School Musical, Disney, miley cyrus, memoirs, crocs

• Ladies, Scanner Emily Will Judge You Harshly, Not Quietly, For Wearing These Shoes

  Ladies, we need to talk. I understand that you want to stand out, and be different, but you can do so without risking a broken neck—and you can certainly do so in sensible, yet sexy, shoes. Read More... Posted Mar 10 2008, 02:24 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: high heels, shoes, ridiculousness, anna wintour, vogue, sensible shoes, scanner emily is judging you

• Can High Heels Improve Your Sex Life? One Doctor Thinks So

  Dudes, you should know that high heels are not the most comfortable shoes in the world. In fact, they may be the most uncomfortable. After a few hours of walking in heels, there's nothing we want more than to take them off. But we wear them because we know we look good in them, and we also know that you probably fantasize about doing a woman wearing nothing but her heels. Now we have another reason to slip into our sexy shoes, and keep them on. Read More... Posted Feb 04 2008, 03:33 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: high heels, shoes, sex, pelvic wall, italians, caitlin, muscles, doctors, sexy shoes

• Happy Halloween! Buy Us Shoes!

  Oh this Halloween shit is getting serious. We are officially in the spirit and there's no turning back. Why? Freddy Kreuger shoes. Forget fuck-me shoes; these are fuck-you shoes! They represent Kreuger's striped shirt and brown hat and, oh Jesus, they are special. Imagine how terrible we'd be, lurking around in these sneakers. Already running scared? No. Well then, please note that there's gore on the insole. Terrified now? Yes, that's what we thought. We are going to claw the shit out of anyone who gets in our way.  Posted Oct 30 2007, 12:53 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: bizarre crap, halloween, shoes, freddy kreuger