No
Valentine for Bobby this year. I’m a little sad but at the same time I
get to save the time and money that I would’ve spent on a date (I had a
$4,000 budget) to treat myself to something special. That’s right,
ladies! This Thursday I’m taking myself shopping!
After I’ve
picked up a couple of cute jumper tops at Marshall's I’m gonna march
right down to Vidal Sassoon and demand the stylist to go to town on my
hair. S/he will be allowed to do anything s/he wants to my red locks.
And I’m going to bark out orders such as, “Cut that hair good, tiger!
Daddy’s single and lovin’ it!”
When my hair is nice and blown out, I will continue my pampering day
and get my nails done. Not just my thumb and big toe nails, like I
normally had to do on my old “dating budget”, but I’m getting all twenty of my nails done! "Mustard yellow with a matte finish, please!" The ladies love a man with good nails.
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