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• Is Dora The Explorer's Weight a Thing?

  VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: Earlier this month, our minds were semi-blown when the newly slimmed down Miss Piggy appeared as a guest on The View, and now it seems even Dora the Explorer is bringing skinny back to Saturday morning cartoons. Here's a look at the new, sexier Dora... Read more... Posted Mar 18 2009, 05:11 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: nerve, sluts, Jessica Simpson, sexy, dora the explorer, the remote island, titanic, skank, miss piggy, whores, nerve blogs, blog feed, nerve.com blogs, skanks, dora

• Did Someone at CNN Put Crack in His Wheaties or: Is CNN Turning into Scanner?

  One of these headlines is not like the other: The video is just as hilarious. Related: CNN Says "Free Sarah Palin!" Today In Embarrassing Headlines: CNN's "Run, Drink, Vomit" Posted Mar 06 2009, 02:18 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: headlines, cnn, dora the explorer, skank, skanks, funny headlines, skanky, wheaties

• We Wish They'd Shut Down American Idol Instead of Stripper Idol

  Did anyone else see this train wreck, pictured above, who somehow manage to squeak by the competition and land a trip to Hollywood? Not only did she skank it to the max to highlight her vocal shortcomings, but then she tried to make out with Ryan Seacrest-- twice. Bleech. 30.1 million people tuned in to the Tuesday night season premiere of American Idol. Among those who were not watching-- patrons at the Austin bar The Palazio Men's Club, who had better things to do... Read More... Posted Jan 14 2009, 06:56 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: stripper, reality shows, fox, texas, television, making out, strippers, american idol, ryan seacrest, lawyers, idiots, austin, lawsuit, bikini, strip club, skank, television shows, jordan sparks, grandmothers

• Droves of Students Coming Forward to Testify Against Skank Teacher

  The victims would like to assure us that she was a lot hotter pre-mugshot... The trial of Sandy Brinkley, a public high school teacher, is taking the state of Tennessee by storm. Yesterday went off like gangbusters for the prosecution, with three-- count 'em, three!-- male students coming forward to testify about getting it on with their math teacher. Jesus-- another math teacher-- who knew they had it in 'em? Read More... Posted Dec 04 2008, 02:29 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: teachers, sexual assault, teacher student sex, tennessee, teacher sex, underage sex, molestation, student teacher sex, volleyball, trial, student, skank, math problems

• And You Thought Bill Clinton Was A Sex-Crazed Politician...

  As part of our continuing obsession with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi('s sex life), we present highlights from the extended New Yorker profile of the high-profile cheater. There won't be any juicier gossip in your news all day, even if Paris Hilton gets donkey punched by Brad Pitt... Read More... Posted Oct 31 2008, 09:52 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: paris hilton, showgirls, brad pitt, television, Bill Clinton, don juan, new yorker, italy, extra-marital affair, corrupted mind, cheaters, parliament, government, prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi, Italian, politician, skank, maria carfagna

• Is 'Page Six' on Miley Cyrus Skank Watch?

  Everyone has their eyes on Miley Cyrus these days, and today's installment of the Miley Cyrus Skank Watch comes from Page Six. We're just jumping on the wagon. We're not calling Miley Cyrus a skank. Yet. We, along with Page Six, are just worried she might become one. We don't even really have a problem with skanks (is that Tara Reid she's sitting near?), unless they're fronting (or being forced to front) as Disney sweethearts. So, what's up with the tongue? Well, her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston was walking in the Christian Audigier show at LA Fashion Week. Read More... Posted Oct 17 2008, 10:46 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: page six, tara reid, Justin Gaston, milely cyrus, skank