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• Hugo Chavez Calls His Mom From Penis Phone

  Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez this month will launch a $15 mobile phone complete with a camera, WAP internet access, an FM radio and MP3 and MP4 players. Perhaps the world's cheapest cell phone, access to it will help further Chavez's socialist agenda. He debuted the phone on his television show yesterday, and even called Mama Chavez from it to wish her a happy Mother's Day. But there's just one problem with it: its name. In fact, Chavez himself can't even mention the phone without smirking. Read More... Posted May 11 2009, 01:49 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: cell phones, moms, technology, mother's day, language, sexting, mobile phones, words, mp3, slang, socialists, mothers and sons, vergatorio, WAP internet, penis phone, WAP, socialism, slang words, mp4, venezuela, hugo chavez

• FOXNews Thinks Mr. Rogers is the Root of All Our Problems and Most Definitely Responsible for the Recession [VIDEO]

  The geniuses at FOXNews have figured out what's wrong with the world today and it turns out that Mr. Rogers is to blame for everything. Apparently the old man fucked two entire generations of kids by telling them (us!) that they were special just for being who they were. Oops. Apparently, he was way off base and what he should have said was that we would be special only if we worked really hard. Because we need to learn that the world owes us nothing. And, duh, this is true and important because Asian kids who didn't watch Mr. Rogers worked harder than American kids who did. SO YOU SEE: THE WORLD OWES YOU NOTHING, YOU HEAR? Maybe you need to hear it again. From FOXNews's mouth to your ear. Read More... Posted Apr 08 2009, 04:42 PM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: fox news, FoxNews, evil, the recession, mister rogers, mr. rogers, special, socialists