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• Boobs Pull Double Breasted (Burger) Ad

  The Australian fast food chain called Nando's has offended the nation's sensibilities once again with a demeaning ad that involves boobs, French fries, "funny accents," and boobs. There are also boobs. Read More... Posted May 11 2009, 02:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, advertisements, ads, funny, australia, offensive, breasts, sexism, boobies, south africa, fast food, sfw, burger, ad campaigns, fried chicken

• While You Were Sleeping: Oprah's School's Sex Scandal

  Attention, ladies: Gerard Butler's next movie features the actor in a nude scene. Bruno has been slapped with an NC-17 rating for pervasive sexxx. Josh Hartnett is in the hospital for stomach pains. Cue gerbil allegations in three, two... Read More... Posted Mar 31 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: oprah winfrey, playboy, photoshop, money, weird, sex scandal, baltimore, south africa, democrat, circumcision, bruno, sacha baron cohen, government, alaska, religious wackos, josh hartnett, nc-17, sarah palin, holly madison, nc17, gerard butler, nude scene, somali, pirates, cult, gerbil

• Yes, We'd Like A Lifetime Supply of Pronto Condoms, Please

  This post is about to change your (sex) life... Are you, like us Scanner bloggers, not so secretly bitter about how much condoms ruin the mood, with their thin and therefore dangerous packaging, painful and epic unrolling process, and so on? Then prepare to have your mind and your wad blown... Read More... Posted Nov 17 2008, 09:54 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: stds, bloggers, advertisements, youtube, condoms, funny, safe sex, sex life, south africa, scanner peer mentoring program, condom psa, real or fake, condom ads, pronto condoms

• HIV Outbreaks Started Much Earlier Than Previously Thought

  If you thought AIDS was caused by gay men having sex in the 1980s, perhaps you need to read this startling new story from Nature. And if you thought HIV came about in the 20th century, you might want to read this as well... Read More... Posted Oct 02 2008, 11:02 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: stds, condoms, aids, sexually transmitted diseases, south africa, HIV, african, monkey love, africa

• This Week In Gayness: Gay Leader Assassinated

  Amazingly, Google (as a corporate megapower) is stepping into the debate over gay marriage: they claim they will do everything they possibly can to insure it stays legal in California. Almost ten years to the day of his death, the Matthew Shepard memorial has been publicly unveiled at the murder victim's former university.  A teenage boy upset that his friend was apparently spreading rumors of his gayness has confessed to the murder of said friend. Read More... Posted Sep 30 2008, 01:30 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: transgender, lgbt, google, gay marriage, America's Next Top Model, Iraq, aids, rumors, assassination, baghdad, coming out, south africa, murder, HIV, gay pride, government, california, massachusetts, hate crime, matthew shepard

• South African Lovers Pick The Wrong Place To Have Sex

  Everyone remembers the classic sex scene on the train in Risky Business. This South African couple may have seen the movie and misunderstood the actual location of the screen couple in relation to their train... Read More... Posted Sep 29 2008, 09:49 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: cops, dead people, death, public sex, train station, sex, tom cruise, condoms, risky business, train wrecks, Chicago, south africa, prostitute, trains

• Big Baobab Tree Pub: The World's Coolest Bar

  Add this tree to the list of places where we'd like to have a drink.. Read More... Posted Jul 30 2008, 04:35 PM by Ina Maier with | with no comments Filed under: south africa, big baobab pup, baobab tree, biggest baobab tree, baobab tree bar, tree pub

• Caption This: Paris Hilton Visits An Orphanage

  Paris Hilton recently visited an orphanage in South Africa. Didn't she once say she was going to visit Rwanda? Maybe she took a wrong turn? Anyway, more pictures of Paris autographing pictures of herself in a leather corset after the jump — because that's exactly what these poor, parentless children need.  Read More... Posted Mar 21 2008, 12:17 PM by Emily Farris with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: paris hilton, caption this, children, leather, orphanage, corsets, south africa, orphans