Scanner

Browse by Tags

• Naked Women of Curling... 2008!

  Can you believe it's been three years since photographer Ana Arce founded the Women of Curling calendar and caused millions around the world to sit up and exclaim, "Wait, what the hell is curling again?" Now Arce is back, with what, based on these exclusive snaps, promises to be her best year ever... Read More... Posted Sep 26 2008, 02:26 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: sports, calendar, athletes, nsfw, Spain, topless, nude photos, spanish, topless photos, photo essay, topless model, naked women, photographers, naked athletes, naked woman, curling

• Arizona House Candidate Apparently Refuses To Speak English

  Is this guy for real? He's named Juan Valdez (true story), became a citizen of the US in 2007, and has legally changed his first name to John so he can assimilate to the U.S. run for political office in the great and open-armed state of Arizona. That's just the lead, people. Read More... Posted Jul 17 2008, 03:03 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: politics, funny, immigrants, racism, coffee, arizona, spanish, candidates, government, english, hispanics, bizarre, foreign

• John Conyers: On Our To Do List

  John Conyers is one sexy beast of a congressman. This civil rights activist is a rainbow lover and shows much love for Americans, Albanians and the people of Darfur. Conyers speaks the universal language of love and his website whispers sweet nothings significant things in English, Arabic and Spanish. The Congressman is a giver-- not a taker, who would love to spoil you, the American people, rotten. He wants to lavish you in health care coverage. And he's going to give you tips on avoiding uncomfortable premature housing ejaculation. This "congressman with benefits" is all about getting you benefits. His long, righteous voting record shows how much he loves women and jazz, a killer combo.  The Congressman  knows how to spice things up, play rough, and give tit for tat. Watch a coy Conyers humiliate a bodacious blond after the jump. Read More... Posted Apr 07 2008, 12:00 PM by Katie Halper with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: msnbc, sexy, mlk day, john McCain, To-Do List, Martin Luther King, On Our To-Do List: Javier Bardem, spanish, sexy beast, Congressman, congressman Conyers, on our To-Do, John Conyers, health care, arabic

• Sloppy Seconds: Did Mick Jagger "Shove it up the "Sh*tter?"

  Police believe that "the woman who sat on the toilet for two years" may have only been there for a month. Can one's ass really become fused with the toilet in a month? Hm, we might have to try that sometime. You know, just to find out. Herb Peterson, the man who invented the Egg McMuffin and got us through so many high school hangovers, is dead at 89.  We're not fans of races that require the runners to wear high heels, but if you're going to enter a highly publicized high heel race, make sure you're not currently collecting worker's compensation.   Read More... Posted Mar 27 2008, 05:51 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sloppy seconds, amy winehouse, david bowie, obituaries, court, rehab, keith richards, rolling stones, mick jagger, wilson philips, judge, egg mcmuffin, dermatologist, spanish, carnie wilson