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• Go Have A Jolt Cola And A Sandwich, Kids, We Want To Have An Orgy

  My, these middle school teachers sure seem to be getting laid a lot more often than we are. Unfortunately, the ones you're hearing about in the news are all sleeping with underage students or, in the case of those teachers at a school in Augusta, Georgia, with fellow staffers... during lunch... Read More... Posted Oct 06 2008, 10:17 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: school spirit, school, funny, spelling, orgies, food, investigations, middle school, teacher sex, georgia

• Scanner Highs And Lows: Nudie Shoot City

  This week was hot shot city (as in "there were an assload of nudie photos"): photos that ranged from rugby players to supermodels, but more memorably... there were animal sex photos! Read More... Posted Jul 18 2008, 06:02 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: porn star, lesbian, sienna miller, oral sex, gisele bundchen, sex, nintendo, animal marrying, animal sex, mischa barton, spelling, nerdiness unrestrained, sarah silverman, jimmy kimmel, arrest, susan sarandon, nude photos, scanner highs and lows, catholic church, animal love, scanner nicole, butt sex, Super Mario Brothers, scanner verena

• Totally Awsome Misspelled Tattoos

  Remember the Chi-Tonw tat? If you needed any more reasons to give your tattoo artist a spelling test or at least a breathalyzer, we've found them on the L Magazine blog. Our favorite misspelled ink below.      Read More... Posted Jul 18 2008, 12:18 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: tattoos, spelling, misspelled tattoos

• Spell Numbnut, Numbnuts

  There have been a slew of "Spellbound" and spelling bee parodies in recent years, but this one takes the cannoli. And as you may note former bio to the right, we know a thing or two about spelling bees. (We blame all spelling disasters on these pages on our server, which goes out of its way to prevent us from spellchecking.) Read More... Posted Jun 04 2008, 03:47 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: video of the day, kids, spelling, children, spelling bee

• While You Were Sleeping: We Were Reminded What Ashlee Simpson is Supposed to Be Famous For (And It's Not Being Knocked-Up)

  Lindsay Lohan pretty much told Daddy Lohan to shut the fuck up. [Molly Good]  If Scientology manages to cancel your YouTube account, you just create a new one. Duh. [Jossip]  We were kind-of "enh" when Madonna kissed Britney Spears on stage. Now we're throwing up in our mouths a little at the idea that she posted a video response to Miley Cyrus' YouTube channel. [MTV] Read More... Posted Apr 21 2008, 09:32 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: lindsay lohan, bloggers, miley cyrus, pregnancy, scientology, spelling, madonna, coffee, cartoons, ashlee simpson, while you were sleeping, jessica rabbit, grammar

• Matthew McConaughey Made a Baby, Then Wrote About It

  Matthew McConaughey planted his seed in his girlfriend, Brazilian model Camila Alves. Then he wrote about it on his website. Then People, which named McConaughey "sexiest man alive" in 2005, fixed his spelling and grammar. Read More... Posted Jan 16 2008, 09:11 AM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: babies, people magazine, matthew mcconaughey, spelling, camila alves