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• Scanner Highs and Lows: Finders Keepers, Finders Weepers

  Oh, the things you'll learn! We found out about VHS tapes, great dive bars, porn on Wikipedia, Obama girl's new crush, Google Maps of sexual conquests, Minnie Driver's baby daddy's identity and oh, so much more... Read More... Posted May 09 2008, 05:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: wikipedia, spencer pratt, matt damon, greys anatomy, scanner emily, new orleans 9th ward, food we might be able to f*ck, scarlett johansson, google maps, arizona, minnie driver, dive bars, carrot, anal sex, mark Wahlberg, ugly models, sexual satisfaction, vhs

• Spencer Pratt Knows a Thing or Seven About Initiating Anal Sex

  Hey, yo, you know who we really want to imagine doing the stinky samba? Spencer Pratt, of course. In honor of Pratt being such a desireable anal sex partner, let's look at what he told Radar Magazine and the world about how to initiate back door loving with the object of your affection. Spence, when's a good time to ask for anal?   Read More... Posted May 08 2008, 04:23 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: spencer pratt, radar online, anal, radar magazine, anal sex

• Heidi Montag Endorses McCain; Alarmed GOPers Head For the Hills

  After she endorsed, Spencer Pratt reportedly said, "Nobody cares who Heidi Montag is going to vote for." But could she actually swing the youth vote away from Obama? After all, the Obama-McCain election is going to come down to a handful of votes.  Okay, we're kidding. She ain't gonna do shit. And besides, we have more important things to discuss... Read More... Posted Apr 02 2008, 11:45 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: spencer pratt, heidi montag, the hills, Barack Obama, MTV, john McCain, vice president, primary, Pennsylvania, chuck hagel

• Johnny Depp and His Penis Will Not Be Shilling Trojans

  Contrary to popular belief, Johnny Depp and his penis will not be sporting Magnums for your visceral pleasure. Read More... Posted Apr 01 2008, 02:53 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: Johnny Depp, spencer pratt, condom, the hills, jamie lynn spears

• The Hills' Disclaimer: This is Total BS

  We haven't written a lot about "The Hills," the MTV realifake show chronicling the lives of Heidi, Lauren and Spencer, because we haven't watched enough episodes to form a real opinion of the show as a whole. But we have watched enough to know it's pretty much petty, made-up bullshit. Petty, made-up bullshit that we maybe, sometimes enjoy watching. Now, "The Hills" is being aired in the UK, with the following disclaimer. Read More... Posted Jan 22 2008, 01:46 PM by Emily Farris with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: reality shows, spencer pratt, heidi montag, the hills, the UK, MTV, fake reality shows, lauren conrad

• Sloppy Seconds: Let's Hire Some Guests for This Sham Wedding

  No suprise here: producers are "casting" for participants in Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding. His/Hers remotes are the most offensive gag gadgets you've seen all day. Hayden Panettiere is UPSET about dolphin death in Japan Prostitution or Halloween costume?: Police found Kentucky Catholic school's principal in his car dressed as a woman, wearing bondage gear in a "seedy" part of town. The best beers to pair with your Thanksgiving meal. Posted Nov 02 2007, 03:00 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: spencer pratt, feminism, heidi montag, prostitution, beer

• Spencer Pratt Wears Spider-Man Costume Sized to His Ego

  Hey, is this an item about Spencer Pratt? Where the hell did this come from? We apologize for this slip-up, folks, but what can you do? We blame the interns. Anyhoo, here we see The Hills’ Spencer Pratt rocking a Spider-Man costume designed for MC Hammer videos. To his credit? He looks happy as a six-year-old Luke Skywalker. And also, this costume will totally accommodate his upcoming boob job. (via) Posted Oct 30 2007, 01:30 PM by sarahhepola with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: spencer pratt, the hills

• Heidi Montag: When Any Attention Is Better Than No Attention

  First, before we talk, an assignment, if you dare. Watch this video of The Hills’ Heidi Montag cavorting around the beach for her new video, being filmed by her boyfriend Spencer Pratt. Props include a jambox, a lot of stripper moves, and a random fisherman. Done? Okay, let’s talk. Read More... Posted Oct 23 2007, 11:10 AM by sarahhepola with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: reality shows, spencer pratt, heidi montag, the hills

• The Last Time We Blog About Spencer Pratt. Oh, Who Are We Kidding?

  Let us tell you three things about Radar’s Q&A with Spencer Pratt from The Hills, and then we will never speak of it again. 1. Spencer Pratt gives a good interview. 2. You could rip off Spencer Pratt’s head, piss down his throat, and he would respond by saying, “I think that shit is hilarious.” 3. We hate to say it, but Spencer Pratt kind of won.   Posted Oct 16 2007, 04:40 PM by sarahhepola with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: spencer pratt, heidi montag, hate myself for loving you, the hills

• Video of the Day: The Douchebag Song

  One day, possibly tomorrow, we'd like to do an etymology of the word "douchebag." We think it started in caveman times. We've seen the early drawings of hair gel and goatees. We're going to open a bottle of wine, cozy up to William Safire, work on this bad boy. In the meantime, please enjoy "The Douchebag Song." It's no Arcade Fire, but then, even the Arcade Fire isn't really any Arcade Fire. Posted Oct 15 2007, 02:00 PM by sarahhepola with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: video of the day, spencer pratt, douchebag