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• While You Were Sleeping: Update on the Pole Dancing Video Game

  Check out this fake police I.D. card a man made for himself. You'll note he didn't completely paint over Chipotle's logo...  Mindy McCready capped off a horrible year with a visit to the psych ward following a suicide attempt. Let's hope the new year presents her with a clean slate. Here's a great robbery story... Read More... Posted Dec 18 2008, 09:01 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: stripper, lindsay lohan, stalker, Wii, Barack Obama, money, psych ward, robbery, country music, Chicago, Nintendo Wii, stealing, crazy people, mindy mccready, stripping, fast food, Chipotle, funeral, stevie wonder, suicidal, rick warren, inauguration, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson

• Adorable Cat Wants To Rob You Blind

  Frankie is a two-year-old black cat (oh, God, don't start in on that superstitious shit) in Swindon, England who has a collection of stolen goods to rival your average celebrity garbologist. The Daily Telegraph reports on this strange phenom: Read More... Posted Dec 10 2008, 10:12 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: thievery, cats getting whiggy, england, united kingdom, stealing, robber, pets, robberies, kitten

• While You Were Sleeping: Who's #1 on Yahoo?

  Our server had some issues this morning, but we're up and running now... A woman showed her daughter's friend how to have sex. You know, liberal-sex-ed style. Did you miss Hillary Clinton's historic moment? Darwin couldn't be happier: two guys stole a car, got into a shootout with the po-po, and ended up in a high-speed chase on the wrong side of the highway, where they rammed another car head on. The other car? Read More... Posted Dec 02 2008, 10:07 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: britney spears, hillary clinton, sex scandals, craigslist, yahoo, history, sex scenes, sex, penis, cars, darwin awards, Ray Winstone, fantasty, stealing, colorado, while you were sleeping, teenage boys, teenage sex, nigeria, mother and daughter, jaime winstone

• Video of the Day: How To Recover Your Stolen Laptop

  Has anyone tried Adeona or any other software program? And wouldn't it be worth losing your laptop for a day or two just to track down and bust the thief? How fun would that be? Oh, uh, right. We don't condone that.  Posted Aug 07 2008, 05:08 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: video of the day, computers, thievery, stealing, laptops

• What Would You Do With a Stolen Bus?

  Install a wet bar and get the party started? Film yourself pushing it off a cliff? We're guessing it would be a little more exciting and not quite as weird as what one man did with stolen Miami-Dade Transit buses.  The nature of his crimes revealed after the jump. Read More... Posted Jul 29 2008, 11:34 AM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: crime, stealing, miami

• While You Were Sleeping: The Last True Supermodel

  Anne Hathaway's karaoke song is rather fitting, don't you think?  The incident with his mom and sister was apparently not the only one during Christian Bale's wild Friday.  A list of the top Hollywood bachelors that in any way involves Ryan Seacrest is invalidated automatically... Read More... Posted Jul 23 2008, 10:31 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: police, george clooney, America's Next Top Model, cell phones, gisele bundchen, tom cruise, ryan seacrest, kate moss, karaoke, naomi campbell, arrest, stealing, cell phone etiquette, christian bale, anne hathaway, supermodels, vince vaughn, tobey maguire

• London Mayor May Have Looted Saddam's Deputy's House

  London's new mayor, barely a few days in office, is already in trouble with Scotland Yard. Read More... Posted Jun 25 2008, 08:54 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: politics, london, crazy, saddam hussein, mayor, stealing, conservative, bomb, iraq war

• German Monk Gets Caught Stockpiling Porn

  How great is this story? You got Germans, monks, homesexuals, scantily clad women... Add a guy in a gorilla suit and you basically got the best Benny Hill sketch ever. Read More... Posted Mar 11 2008, 08:00 AM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: porn, germany, shoplifiting, stealing, monks