Our
resident stripper, Jocelyn Testes-Harder has been MIA for several
months. She hasn't been at Charlie's, the downtown Richmond, Virginia
club where the sometime office manager moonlights under the name, well,
Jocelyn. We haven't seen her around the county dump either, although
they just got in some new kids toys leftover from a fire sale.
Her
neighbors haven't seen her around-- and we even checked with that guy
with the night vision camera and binoculars. So, we'll have to make do
with her last transmission to us,
which was about her lazy, no-good, long-suffering fiancee and the joys
of American patriotism mixed with cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer...
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