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• While You Were Sleeping: Teen Faces Prison For Having An Abortion

  A 27-year-old woman is upset that a 63-year-old man has threatened to post nude photos of her on the internet.  Mia Farrow plans to go on a hunger strike to raise awareness of the crisis in Darfur. This Wal-Mart employee may be the dumbest person alive: he stole a whole bunch of merchandise from the store, then Read More... Posted Apr 22 2009, 09:25 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: video, politics, thievery, college, genius, australia, abortion, children, prison, teenage girls, nude photos, while you were sleeping, supreme court, california, wal-mart, sfw, warrant, miss usa 2009, mia farrow, darfur, asthma

• While You Were Sleeping: Britain's Next Topless Model

  Don't cancel your Mexican vacation, says the country's President... the shocking drug violence there will be all cleared up, you know, in 2012. Brittany Snow will appear in a new spinoff of Gossip Girl, a popular educational program. Another supermodel bites the dust... Read More... Posted Feb 27 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: hotties, marriage, drugs, playboy, gisele bundchen, engaged, celebrities, britain, reese witherspoon, wedding, mexico, Tom Brady, Mexican, mistress, topless, rape, mother and child divided, while you were sleeping, gossip girl, nudie pics, jake gyllenhaal, morgan freeman, supreme court, revenge, car accident, sfw, hero of the day, kate nash, television shows, 2012, mother and daughter, rapists, lisa rinna, fiancee, brittany snow, britain's next top model

• While You Were Sleeping: Westboro Stoops To New Low, Falls On Its Face

  Dolly Parton has come to rescue Jessica Simpson, although we think it's a bit late for that now. Mike Myers and Paris Hilton won several insulting awards over the weekend. Ladies, don't despair: your best sex comes in your forties... Read More... Posted Feb 23 2009, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: paris hilton, kids, dead people, mickey rourke, obituaries, award shows, employment, Dolly Parton, jobs, Jessica Simpson, florida, pregnancy, nicole richie, academy awards, independent films, sean penn, supreme court, milk, mike myers, plane crash, republican idiots, prop 8, academy award nominations, slumdog millionaire, best actor, westboro baptist church, unemployed media, the wrester, middle age

• While You Were Sleeping: Halloween Edition

  (Un-)happy Halloween, everyone: a woman's memories of life with her serial killer Dad. A disturbing mugshot is the capper for a drama teacher's teaching career, which follows her arrest for having sex with three teenage boys. A woman's dying wish was to vote for Barack Obama. Luckily, she cast her ballot (hopefully it'll be counted, goddamn it) and within the hour... Read More... Posted Oct 31 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, halloween, horror movies, dead people, death, scary, Barack Obama, Joe Francis, john McCain, celebrities, voting, teacher student sex, food, arrest, teacher sex, while you were sleeping, teenage boys, supreme court, serial killer, father issues, lindsay and sam, jaill, voting for obama, buffet

• Newly Released Files Reveal: Julia Child Was A Spy!

  The National Archives has just released contents of this country's WWII-era OSS files. The OSS, you may remember, started as the Office of Strategic Services and eventually morphed into that Alias show. Several celebrity names were mentioned in the documents, the most interesting being your favorite kook in the kitchen... Read More... Posted Aug 14 2008, 10:35 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: police, spies, Daniel Craig, jennifer garner, alias, CIA, authors, Julia Stiles, supreme court, african, teddy roosevelt, wwII, bourne, julia child

• Scanner Highs and Lows: In Which Our Minds Are Blown

  Bleebloobloop. So much happened this week our brains are on overload. We're about to crash. Go see for yourself what we mean. Read More... Posted Jun 27 2008, 06:27 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, dogs, amy winehouse, highs and lows, balls, sex tapes, ashley alexandra dupree, bears, rape, supreme court, mini me, george carlin, cockroaches, scanner emily's personal problems, dmx, princess bride, mastrubation, haiku

• Mildred Loving, The Mother of Interracial Marriage, Dead at 68

  We can't imagine living in a world where we couldn't marry the person we love based on race (even though we live in a world where people can't marry they people they love based on gender). But it was only 43 years ago that Mildred Loving, a black woman, and her white husband were forced out of their home state of Virginia after being charged with "cohabiting as man and wife, against the peace and dignity of the Commonwealth." Read More... Posted May 08 2008, 01:41 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: marriage, interracial dating, virginia, mildred loving, supreme court, interracial marriage