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• Sloppy Seconds: Kate Beckinsale's Vagina Fear

  The President of Pakistan resigned today following an emotional, hour-long speech recapping his life. Has George W. Bush ever given a speech, besides the State of the Union, that lasted more than eight seconds? A woman recalls her nightmare date with the phony "Rockefeller" kidnapper. She knew he was a fake when she saw Post It notes all over his car reminding him of his different "life stories." John Mayer spoke to TMZ about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston... Read More... Posted Aug 18 2008, 05:13 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: dating, beer, CSI, john mayer, george w bush, TMZ, australia, paparazzi, vagina, kidnapped, pakistani, surgery, kate beckinsale, iowa, Breakup of the Week, colonic irrigation, jennifer aniston, laurence fishburne

• Video of the Day: Doctors in The Philippines Remove a Can From a Man's Ass, Get a Good Laugh

  Doctors in the Philippines recently removed what appeared to be a can of Axe Body Spray from a man's ass after a "drinking spree" and "one night stand." Apparently he was too drunk to remember the details of how the can made its way up his ass, and needed some serious assistance getting it out. However, the doctors may have had a little too much fun removing the can (as we see in the video), and the ass man is pissed. Read More... Posted Apr 22 2008, 11:11 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: video, video of the day, axe body spray, vod, up the butt, doctors, surgery, ass, rectum, cans

• Doctors Remove a Woman's Appendix Through Her Vagina, For Real

  Full story here.  Posted Apr 01 2008, 10:07 AM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: video, crazy, vagina, surgery, knives, groundbreaking, appendix

• The Most Physically Painful Movie Title Ever

  Like you, we're on every mailing list that could possibly tell us what's going on this weekend and presumably make us cooler than everyone else. Once in a while, this can backfire. Besides receiving over 900 e-mails per weekday, we often have to ask ourselves why we still subscribe to mailing lists from organizations that have no common sense... Read More... Posted Mar 26 2008, 12:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, james bond, sex, movie titles, surgery, bad metaphors, jewish, circumcision, shaft

• Afghan Boy Survives Being Stabbed in the Head

  You'd think that stabbing someone in the head with a 7.6-cm blade would result in instant, if not slow and miserable, death. Not so for an Afghan boy who was stabbed at his father's store and made his way to a military field hospital where a British surgical team saved his life.   X-ray after the jump.  Read More... Posted Mar 11 2008, 10:33 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: afghanistan, surgery, war, amazing stuff, knives, stabbing, pierced brain

• Women Pays For Implants Entirely With Online Donations

  Why a woman in a with a "supportive" and understanding boyfriend, not to mention a child, needs breast implants to feel better about herself, and why her man isn't alarmed, is beyond us. Then again, we (Scanner Bryan not included) have never been breast men. We have to admit to scratching our collective heads over the recent news stories about the first Canadian woman to raise her boob funds entirely through anonymous online donations. Read More... Posted Feb 25 2008, 10:30 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: boobs, tits and ass, boob envy, breasts, doctors, girls, surgery, chicks, augmentation, anonymous, online donation, breast implants, naked