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• The John Edwards Affair And Love Child Scandal: The Sequel

  John Edwards, two-time Presidential candidate and John Kerry's Vice-Presidential pick in 2004, has been dogging a sex scandal for months, since the beginning of the year, in fact. Now, as polls continue to show the former Senator as the most effective running mate for Obama (in terms of which states he helps pick up), his chances at a second nomination for VP is in serious jeopardy following these latest allegations... Read More... Posted Jul 24 2008, 08:50 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: senate, presidential candidates, love child, john edwards, paparazzi, vice president, Los Angeles, sex scandal, extra-marital affair, north carolina, tabloids, bimbo eruption

• Princess Eugenie's Endearing Nude Rampage

  The English papers are in an uproar over Princess Eugenie's supposed nude "rampage" of last week. We here in America have a different word for it: we call it "college." A senior staff member was woken by playful shrieks in the college grounds, and upon investigating found... Read More... Posted Jun 16 2008, 10:02 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: Royal Family, pretty people, college, england, nude, great britain, tabloids, airbrushing, princess, natural beauty

• Why Hayden And I Broke Up: A Scanner Confession

  As many of you are aware, I, Scanner Brian have long been the amour of Hayden Panettiere, star of "Heroes" and many a male fantasy. I wanted you to be the first to know that I've decided to end my relationship with this young lady... and why... Read More... Posted Jun 09 2008, 05:00 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lindsay lohan, paris hilton, Heroes, Cheerleaders, bisexuality, hayden christensen, ellen degeneres, tabloids, milo

• Newspaper Runs Topless Photo of 13 Year Old Girl

  Above model is NOT the subject of this story and is probably over 18. We hope. A German newspaper has caused a huge uproar after "mistakenly" publishing a topless photo of a thirteen-year-old girl on its front pages. Bild, the country's #1 newspaper, which often puts naked women on its covers, ran a photo of a local girl as part of a contest to determine "the hottest girl of the summer." Someone nominated the young woman, who was then photographed by a freelance photographer... Read More... Posted Jun 05 2008, 03:12 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: German celebrities, German, jailbait, child abuse, nude photos, tabloids, controversial

• Amy Winehouse's Rampage

  Amy was on the warpath again the other night, assaulting up to three people (that we know of), injuring herself and her reputation, and even inexplicably shouting for all to hear: "I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs." More hilarity after the jump... Read More... Posted Apr 24 2008, 02:48 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: drugs, amy winehouse, arrests, violence, pete doherty, london, assault, heroin, tabloids