We watch Gossip Girl when we remember that it's on, which
isn't very often, but correct us if we're wrong: wasn't it originally
intended for teenagers? Boozing, copulating, mature beyond their age
teenagers, we have to assume, because these new steamy ads should at
least have a NC-17 rating.
'Twas not too long ago we were teenagers watching Dawson's Creek
and thinking to ourselves that the mere mention of sex handled so
casually by Katie Holmes was scandalous for the then WB. Looking back,
that shit was as mild as Sesame Street compared to Gossip Girl. And we kind-of like it, which kind-of makes us feel like pedophiles, or sad, old farts.
On
that note, we're pretty sure Blake Lively (Serena) is having an orgasm
in the following ad, and that is so not Dan giving it to her.Read More...
