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• While You Were Sleeping: Lindsay Lohan's Facebook

  The feminist porn awards sounds like a show somebody forgot to e-mail us an invite to. Real-life lawyers working in Second Life law-- is there anything funnier? A woman is suing her bank for telling her husband about her secret $150K account. Read More... Posted Apr 28 2009, 09:59 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: porn star, lindsay lohan, feminism, marriage, police, facebook, maggie gyllenhaal, terrorism, second life, dick cheney, while you were sleeping, drug deals, felon, felonies, flaming lips

• This Week in Gayness: Fred Phelps Attacks London

  Australia is regressing into the past more and more every day: in addition to proposing a block on all terrorism-related websites (what, they don't have journalists in that country?), they want to block a lot of gay content. John Kerry wants to reunite a gay couple. The Massachusetts Senator asked Attorney General Eric Holder to bring back a deported Brazilian man who was raped in his home country. A federal judge had said the rape was basically no big deal and he faced no danger in South America. Rascal Flatts is telling people their new single, "Love Who You Love," has a pro-gay message. Read More... Posted Mar 24 2009, 11:01 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: relationships, gay marriage, london, school, adoption, australia, fred phelps, John Kerry, terrorism, couples, brazil, united kingdom, vermont, this week in gayness, civil unions, louisiana, judge, massachusetts, south america, chuck schumer, attorney general, westboro baptist church, rascal flatts

• PETA Takes On Foie Gras, Valentine's Day, Decency Laws

  Every year, PETA tries to top themselves for Valentine's Day. Since no one surveys the establishments or companies they protest in order to judge the effectiveness of a PETA-led boycott, there's no way of knowing whether these campaigns are having an effect one or another. However, there's no denying it makes for a popular local news report... Read More... Posted Feb 13 2009, 11:24 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: london, PETA, valentine's day, terrorism, naked people, veganism, food, protest, activism, topless photos, sfw, protesters, valentines day, valentine's day presents, foie gras, geese

• Christians Retaliate Against Atheists With Even Lamer Ad Campaign

  Last month's story about the atheism bus and subway ad campaign is far and away the most-visited post we've ever run. Fools on both sides of the aisle are still debating the merits of the anti-God argument and every other aspect of the article. As of now, there are more than 80 comments (hey, that's a lot for us) and no end to the debate in sight. Now, comes word that the Christians are striking back publicly, with their own counter-campaign to the counter-campaign... Read More... Posted Feb 05 2009, 01:02 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 3 comment(s) Filed under: religion, scary, george w bush, advertisements, god, John Kerry, terrorism, Christian, Christianity, marketing, billboard, advertising, the south, advertisers, atheism, advertising age

• Real or Fake? Nude Photos of Obama's Mother

  We're serious-- these could actually be real, although one blogger has an interesting theory that would cancel out that possibility. Of course, the real question is: why are we seeing these photos now, less than two weeks till Election Day? Read More... Posted Oct 23 2008, 09:08 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 6 comment(s) Filed under: pinups, Barack Obama, nsfw, john McCain, elections, election, terrorism, islam, vintage, asses, nude photos, right-wing, Fascist, mothers, real or fake, election 2008, campaign, republican idiots

• Al Qaeda Endorses John McCain For President

  We were always a bit perplexed by these Republicans saying that Al Qaeda would welcome a Democratic White House, as if what terrorists want is some sort of laid-back President who doesn't want to fight them. Yeah, Al Qaeda's goal is to be ignored... right. We also recall seeing Rip Torn at the 2004 RNC and being disturbed that he was consorting with two people wearing "9 out of 10 terrorists prefer John Kerry" buttons. And doing so on New York City soil, no less, was twice as disgraceful. Now, it seems a just reward for those who would exploit 9/11 for political gain that the McCain-Palin ticket has just received a nod from Al Qaeda itself... Read More... Posted Oct 22 2008, 11:07 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: politics, osama bin laden, dead people, john McCain, 9/11, terrorism, al qaeda, rnc, republican idiots

• This Week in Gayness: Ellen vs. the Bigots

  Nutjob of the Century anti-gay activist Janet Porter actually believes Barack Obama will name Bill Ayers to the Department of Homeland Security and that his wife Michelle will read about the Weather Underground to schoolchildren. Do you think these people actually believe these complete exaggerations and lies or are they just trying to win at any cost? In troubled times, the homeless suffer the most. In George Bush's America, the gay homeless suffer the most. The internets wish there was more to this story of Gwyneth Paltrow agreeing to "help" Madonna get over Guy Ritchie... Read More... Posted Oct 21 2008, 12:21 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: gay marriage, george w bush, Barack Obama, connecticut, bigotry, terrorism, madonna, homeless, Guy Ritchie, america, ellen degeneres, gwyneth paltrow, california, portia de rossi, california gay marriage, constitution, ellen and portia's wedding

• Sloppy Seconds: Queen Latifah on Being Gay

  We would absolutely agree that Eminem was the best rapper in "Eight Mile." We even stood up and cheered at the end... but the best rapper in the world? [FadedYouth] We have a much easier time believing that Halle Berry is the sexiest woman in the world. [Yahoo!] We're also surprisingly happy that Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are back together; mostly because we know how much break ups suck. [People] Read More... Posted Oct 07 2008, 05:23 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: gay, lesbian, the view, obama, halle berry, sloppy seconds, Barack Obama, marriage proposal, terrorism, sarah silverman, howard stern, jimmy kimmel, elisabeth hasselbeck, eminem, sexiest woman alive, break ups, queen latifah, beth ostrovsky, rappers, eight mile, m & m

• Lindsay Lohan Takes Time Out of Her Busy Day to Remind Us It's 9/11

  We'd almost forgotten that today is the seven-year anniversary of the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center... otherwise known as the cringe-worthy phrase "nine-eleven." Actually, we tried to forget, not that we can get too far away from it. And it's not so much that we want to forget what happened, as that we want to avoid interacting with people who like to take pictures of "Ground Zero" and wear "We'll Never Forget" t-shirts. Unfortunately, we have Us Weekly and Lindsay Lohan (and Sam Ronson, too!) to remind us.    Read More... Posted Sep 11 2008, 02:07 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: lesbian, lindsay lohan, osama bin laden, New York City, Us Weekly, 9/11, terrorism, lindsay and sam kiss, sam ronson, lindsay and sam, lindsay lohan and samantha ronson matching tattoos, spetember 11

• Todd Solondz Moves Reign of Terror Off Shore

  For the seventh time now, director Todd Solondz is returning to work hoping to make someone else uncomfortable with his unique perspectives on sexuality, identity and suburbia. For the first time, Solondz has jettisoned his normal Jersey environment for a new location… although the creepy sex stuff is coming with him... Read More... Posted Aug 28 2008, 10:35 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, teenagers, demi moore, paul reubens, simpsons, terrorism, ejaculation, statuatory rape, guest bloggers, sex crimes, todd solondz

• McCain Supporters Prove Idiots Continue To Procreate

  Part of the problem is that you won't even be surprised what McCain Democrats are saying about Obama. Nonetheless, this stuff is still scary as hell... Read More... Posted Jun 27 2008, 01:52 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: politics, hillary clinton, scary, republicans, Barack Obama, john McCain, Democrats, election, terrorism, racism, Muslim, nascar, idiots

• Losers of The Day: Dunkin' Donuts

  Scanner Emily alerted you to the Rachael Ray ad fiasco that came to light yesterday. But we can't let the story go that easily, since there is a political element to this and now, thanks to us, a boycott of Dunkin' Donuts in the works. First, let's take a look at the photo evidence, if you can call it that... Read More... Posted May 29 2008, 10:10 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 5 comment(s) Filed under: politics, fox news, george w bush, republicans, tv shows, terrorism, cooking, right-wing, rachael ray, michelle malkin

• Sloppy Seconds: Are Donna and David Still Married?

  Wow, we knew Rachael Ray was an obnoxious freak, but a terrorist? [LA Times]  Have we mentioned how screwed R. Kelly is? [MTV]  If we ever get in a fight on the street, we hope we have a box of moon pies readily available to use as a weapon, too. [KansasCity.com] The good people at Fleshbot would like you to meet Vicktoria, the world's hottest amputee, and so would we. [Fleshbot] Read More... Posted May 28 2008, 05:56 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: sloppy seconds, Sex and the City, R Kelly, amputation, terrorism, kirsten dunst, 90210 Beverly Hills, tori spelling, rachael ray, donna martin

• Sloppy Seconds: Victoria's Secret's List, SJP's New Show, Cyber Storms and Madonna's Money

  Our big little sister FameCrawler weighs in on Victoria's Secret's 'What is Sexy?' list. Sarah Jessica Parker is producing a reality show for fine artists, and leaving us a little confused about why. Move over chemical terrorist attacks, electronic attacks are the next big thing. Did you know that Madonna is the richest woman in music?  Posted Jan 31 2008, 05:15 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: sloppy seconds, Victoria's Secret, money, terrorism, sarah jessica parker, cyber storms, madonna