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• Top 10 Toys That Made You Gay... in the 80s

  Gays and straights everywhere have been rejoicing over this newly-released compilation. The Just Out blog gushed sentimentally: For the record I had number 9, I wanted 8 and 5 very badly but never got them, and I had several pairs of number 3. I had no idea number 1 even existed.  The reason no one realizes #1 even existed is because we were so traumatized by its commercial that we blocked it out of our own impressionable little minds... Read More... Posted Aug 19 2008, 11:06 AM by brianfairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: video, gay, lists, advertisements, television, funny, the 80s, viral video, top 10

• Video of the Day: How Bread Was Made in the 80's

  This is apprently how bread was made in the 80's. We're also starting to think this is how we were made in the 80's, because our mom totally would have gone for that guy (and probably still would... and maybe has... Dad?). Posted Jul 14 2008, 10:25 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: video of the day, vod, moms, hair, parents, the 80s, bread, making babies

• Watching Too Much Porn? This Will Set You Right

  If they ran this three-minute disclaimer before every porno we ever watched, we'd definitely have healthier sex lives... and never want to actually watch porn. It's the video equivalent of a tub full of ice water, of hearing a twig snap in half-- in other words, the ultimate boner killer. NSFW, although the boring camera setup certainly is. We kept expecting this Gennifer Flowers wannabe to jump on the desk and reveal her sexy stockings. We're guessing this could be why we didn't do so well in sex ed class... Read More... Posted May 08 2008, 01:11 PM by brianfairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: video, porn, Hayden Panettiere, boners, PSAs, Gennifer Flowers, the 80s, porno, salvador dali, double viking

• Girl Crush of the Day: Chrissie Hynde

  (Are we allowed to do that? Well, we're doing it anyway.) And no, it's not because she's wearing a PETA shirt; everybody knows we refuse to sleep with vegetarians.* Read More... Posted Apr 16 2008, 02:49 PM by Emily Farris with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: crush of the week, PETA, the 80s, the pretenders, girl crush, crush of the day, chrissie hynde, vegetarians

• 80s Cartoon Moments That Made You Pee Your Ninja Turtle Footie Pajamas

  Here is a list of the most disturbing and tramatizing cartoon moments of the 80s. And yes, Seaspray from Transformers falling in love with a mermaid is there right alongside the naked Thundercats. But the thing that terrified us beyond belief as children is missing from this list. We have diligently tracked down this thing that kept us awake and shaking at night and embeded after the jump...for the sake of the children, of course.   Read More... Posted Mar 28 2008, 01:28 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: scary shit, cartoons, the 80s, rainbow brite