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• As If I Haven't Pissed Off EVERY Christian Reader of This Site...

  In no way is this an attempt to alienate our Christian readers. This falls under "Today in WTF," in the sense that we don't entirely appreciate the sentiment of this, the Inflatable Jesus Sex Doll. In fact, my gut reaction is that it goes far beyond satire and into pointless offensiveness-- which I'm guilty of on a daily basis, but that's another post. I warn Christian readers that you are going to hate this thing-- but, as with the racist Obama cookies and other insulting garbage we've posted, just because it's here, it doesn't mean anyone condones it. Read More... Posted May 12 2009, 03:13 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: religion, god, scanner brian, jesus christ the exclamatory, jesus christ, Christian, Christianity, today in wtf, the bible, wtf?, superstition, sacrelige

• Teacher Who Called Creationism Religious, Superstitious Nonsense Loses His Case

  Check out this forward-thinking decision: a court ruled today that a public school teacher who casually dissed creationism during a discussion of European history has been found to have violated a student's First Amendment rights. How did a teacher exercising his First Amendment right to offer an opinion impair someone else's First Amendment rights? You've already guessed correctly, we're sure. Read More... Posted May 11 2009, 03:40 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: religion, dead people, creationism, the bible, lawsuit, religious fanatics, teacher, charles darwin, religious, superstition

• The Human Herp: Ken Starr Returns To Defend Marriage Against People Who Want It

  Ken Starr serves as a shining example for all those who believe lawyers deserve their own special circle of hell: he's arrogant, blows through cash like a 93-year-old lottery winner, has no sense of justice or fairness, and is utterly oblivious to his own hypocrisy. Take for example his latest endeavor: he currently finds himself at the center of the gay marriage battle in California, a closeted homosexual (you heard it here first!) "defending" marriage from people who actually want to have it. This guy's hypocrisy never ceases to amaze us... Read More... Posted Dec 22 2008, 01:27 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: gay marriage, Los Angeles, rush limbaugh, Conservative Christians, lawyers, the bible, gay marriage ban, california, conservative, constitution, prop 8, proposition 8, rick warren, hell, ken starr

• Celebrate Banned Books By Buying Everything On This List

  We forgot to remind you that it's Banned Books Week here on Earth... as opposed to on Mars, where some of these anti-First Amendment types like your future VP (the rumored basis for Voldemort in the oft-banned Harry Potter series) apparently hail from. Here's a list of banned books, plus events promoting authors rights in your area... Read More... Posted Oct 02 2008, 03:52 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: harry potter, books, parties, censorship, big brother, outer space, the bible, book club, conservative, banned, mars, freedom of speech, banned books

• Exorcist: Keep It In Your Pants Or Beelzebub's Gonna Getcha

  The top diocese of the Catholic Church in England and Wales knows how to attract publicity, even for scholarly texts about exorcism: listing the top ways to avoid him having to perform it on your punk ass... Read More... Posted Aug 21 2008, 10:38 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: devil worship, england, gay sex, promiscuity, satan, the bible, catholic church, homosexual, exorcism

• Was Jesus a Child of Rape?

  A Dutch filmmaker thinks Jesus was a child of rape, and wants to make a movie about it. Read More... Posted Apr 24 2008, 10:01 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: movies, jesus, god, rape, basic instinct, paul verhoeven, the bible, mary