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• Little Cindy Brady is Ready to Vomit All Over the Microphone

  VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: Is nothing sacred?  Susan Olsen, best known to the world as The Brady Bunch's cute little Cindy Brady, was interviewed on a radio show last week. And everything was going fine, until she became noticeably ill... which she attributed to having, um, gotten "wasted" the night before. "I am so ready to vomit on the microphone," she added, much to the DJ's alarm. He cut the interview short, and she seemed to barely make it out of the studio without throwing up. (And, yes, that was apparently her young son there with her to witness it all.) Read more... Posted Jul 08 2008, 10:20 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: the remote island, the brady bunch, susan olsen, cindy brady

• The Crummy "NYPD Blue" Ass Shot That Wouldn't Die

  VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: Back when were Scanner-blogging, we wrote about how thoroughly disappointed we were with the above clip. Not that we were ever expecting much substance or erotic value in a shower scene from NYPD Blue. More like "Seriously? That piece of crap cheesecake shot's costing ABC 1.5 million bucks?" Well, sadly, we've got to haul this sucker out of storage and throw it up on the web today, because... Click here to find out why...   Posted Jun 23 2008, 05:20 PM by Bryan Christian with | with no comments Filed under: television, nypd blue, fcc, decency, the remote island

• ‘Army Wives’ Have Firm Code Against Uninvited Boob-Honking

  Via THE REMOTE ISLAND: Oh, the scintillating interview stylings of The View crew. “Tell me about that thing you told us backstage.” “Okay, great, now tell us about that other thing you told us backstage!” Kim Delaney’s elevator tale wasn’t so great. But then Catherine Bell told us about her trip to Japan… Read more...  Posted Jun 17 2008, 10:02 AM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: boobs, the view, nicole ankowski, boobies, the remote island, army wives

• Katherine Heigl Drops Out of the Emmy Race?

  Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl — who won a best supporting actress Emmy last year for her role as Izzy Stevens on the show — has greatly decreased her chances of winning one this year by, uh, removing herself from the race completely. And it appears to be a big "fuck you" to the writers.  Read More... Posted Jun 12 2008, 10:32 AM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: writers strike, greys anatomy, katherine heigl, writers, Emmy's, the remote island

• Sloppy Seconds: Is Brenda Back on 90210, Too?

  Whoopi Goldberg talks anal sex on The View. [GabbyBabble]  Hey, look: some vintage Scarlett Johansson bikini shots. [DerekHail]  We no longer hold the record for going the longest period of time without sex. These little guys have survived 85 million years without it. [Neatorama]  It looks like Scanner Bryan, who is now Island Bryan (or something like that), has to keep up with The Bachelor alumni for his new job. [The Remote Island] Read More... Posted Jun 05 2008, 05:43 PM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: scanner bryan, sloppy seconds, sex, jamie lynn spears, scarlett Johanson, tumors, 90210, the remote island, kelsey grammer

• Crush of the Week: Adrian Grenier

  Photo by Scanner Emily. Ah, we've been waiting for a reason to use this one!  VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: Need yet another reason to lust over Entourage’s Adrian Grenier? Treehuggers and Grenier-lovers, take note: he’ll be co-hosting a show on the new eco network, Planet Green. Alter Eco is an “eco lifestyle and makeover series presented by Adrian Grenier and his entourage of green activists, experts, and friends.” We can only hope there will also be giant bunnies humping squirrels.  Read more...  Posted Jun 02 2008, 05:12 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: crush of the week, tv, environment, the remote island, adrian grenier

• Lost: We Kind-Of Wish They'd Used These Alternate Endings

  VIA THE REMOTE ISLAND: Remember when we weren't too thrilled with the ending of Lost's season finale? Well, now it's even worse, 'cause we finally broke down and watched the two endings that they filmed but didn't use -- and they're both better than what we got. Maybe not in terms of overall plot cohesion -- but that's been a concern since when exactly? Read more...  Posted Jun 02 2008, 02:42 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: bryan christian, Lost, the remote island, tv blog, alternate endings

• Go Visit Scanner Bryan on a Remote Island and Bring Us Back Some Presents

  Just because Mommy and Daddy don't write for the same blog anymore doesn't mean we both don't love you very, very much. It's just that Daddy had to move out because there was another place that needed him even more than we did, if you can believe it. You can still visit him any time you want and much to Mommy's chagrin, he has a really, really big TV he'll use to bribe you with... Read More... Posted Jun 02 2008, 11:01 AM by Emily Farris with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: scanner bryan, tv, television, Nerve Media, the remote island, tv blog