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• Sloppy Seconds: RNC Chair Tells Critics to "Stuff It"

  We stopped liking theater pretty much after we had that terrible drama mask tattoo covered with something else, but we're intrigued by "In the Next Room (Or the Vibrator Play." [NYT] Robert De Niro and Van Morrison will be among Jimmy Fallon's first guests when he takes over "Late Night." [Yahoo!] Lisa Rinna made a point of not hitting the gym before her Playboy shoot. [People] Read More... Posted Feb 19 2009, 06:44 PM by Emily Farris with | with no comments Filed under: new york times, richard simmons, sloppy seconds, tattoos, photos, playboy, Jessica Simpson, pictures, late night, theater, naked, robert de niro, weight gain, weight loss, images, Jimmy Fallon, nekkid, rnc, weight, suck it, lisa rinna, 2009, snuggie, republican national convention, snuggie pub crawl, michael steele, late night with jimmy fallon, in the next room, but can you drink in a snuggie, van morrison, february 19, lick it and suck it, in the next room (or the vibrator play), republican party, insecurity, stuff it

• This Week in Gayness: Don't Ask... Just Don't Ask

  Good As You alerted us to Focus on the Family's hilariously awful anti-gay conference in Charlotte. They also put a human face on Jeff Johnston, an "ex-gay" who is obviously not human because it's not possible for anyone to change their sexual orientation. This guy would be Keith Olbermann's worst person in the world if anyone knew who he was: a gay Minnesota Republican who is against gay rights. Paul Koering will vote against "the Marriage and Family Protection Act, a bill that would make Minnesota's marriage laws gender-neutral, allowing same-sex couples many of the rights currently denied by Minnesota statute." The roles have been cast and the parents approved of the script. And then a high school principal decided to cancel a student production of Rent due to prostitution and homosexual" content... Read More... Posted Feb 19 2009, 03:40 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: transgender, osama bin laden, gay marriage, army, rent, Broadway, abc, minnesota, theater, straight people, focus on the family, this week in gayness, don't ask don't tell, north carolina, keith olbermann, gay rights, hypocrites, massachusetts, prostitute, homosexual, utah, republican idiots, chinese, queer, gay activism, charlotte

• Sloppy Seconds: The Abortion Donuts?

  While he chose to be overseas rather than attend the inauguration, Tom Cruise wants you to know he supports Obama. Captain Sully was at the inauguration. Afterward, he took his family to a restaurant called the Hudson. Diane Sawyer, who used to work for Nixon, really enjoyed herself at Obama's inaugural balls last night. This video clearly shows just how much she enjoyed it, if you know what we mean... Read More... Posted Jan 21 2009, 05:51 PM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: video, internet, rihanna, Barack Obama, tom cruise, concerts, Malaysia, Broadway, islam, Wisconsin, theater, mayor, strollerderby, Diane Sawyer, underage sex, drunk people, conservative, jonas brothers, nixon, donuts, inauguration, inaugural ball, inaugural, abortion policies, sasha and malia, patti lupone

• Actor Slits Own Throat On Stage, Or: Today In Seriously Pissed Off Stagehands

  Picture it: And with an exacting flourish, Daniel Hoevels, 30, pulls the knife across his throat. He slumps over, blood pouring onto and across the stage.The audience claps enthusiastically. The curtain drops. The audience continues to clap. Some stand and cheer. Daniel Hoevels, however, remains motionless on the stage...  Slowly, members of the audience and Hoevels fellow castmates began to realize that something was wrong... Read More... Posted Dec 11 2008, 04:30 PM by Ina Maier with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: theater, jimmy smits, stabbing, injuries, Daniel hoevels, actor slits throat, scary injuries, mary stuart

• "I Broke My Dick And It Made Shatner A Star"

  Christopher Plummer told PageSix a sex story so bizarrely hilarious that we were forced to lift our own ban on linking to the New York Post to share it with you... Read More... Posted Aug 25 2008, 10:37 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: scandals, star trek, sex addict, television, page six, william shatner, syphillis, theater, new york post, one night stands

• You Oughta Know: The Rumors About Dave Coulier and Alanis Morrisette...Totally True

  Dave Coulier--or Uncle Joey, as most of us know him--has confirmed that Alanis Morissette's 1995 hit "You Oughta Know" was about him. This is totally weird and as we've always feared and suspected. Just to recap, the lyrics to "You Oughta Know" go something like this... Read More... Posted Aug 15 2008, 12:32 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with no comments Filed under: music, oral sex, canada, theater, songs, the 90's, alanis morissette, full house, dave coulier

• Someone Stop The Remakes!

  So what if "Rain Man" is going to be a West End play and the Sherlock Holmes movie is based on the books? These two movies have casting choices that cry Hollywood desperation of the lowest order... Yesterday, Variety announced two potential casting choices for the Sherlock Holmes comedy Judd Aptow is working on. Despite the fact that we wish Hollywood would come up with original ideas instead of just recycling everything, this admittedly does have hysterical written all over it. Read More... Posted Jul 02 2008, 10:05 AM by Brian Fairbanks with | with no comments Filed under: movies, will ferrell, judd apatow, tom cruise, hollywood, Broadway, theater, Guy Ritchie, sacha baron cohen, dustin hoffman, josh hartnett

• Warning: Do Not Marry "Theater People"

  Best Wedding Toast Ever!!!! (Amy's Song) - The most amazing bloopers are here   We cannot, in good conscience, endorse this video and healthy or even clever. What we can do is offer it as proof you made a good decision when you DID NOT marry someone currently, deeply involved in musical theater. For those of you who plan to marry Ado Annie's stand-in at the community theater production of Oklahoma! you can get a sneak peek at your wedding ceremony.  Posted May 05 2008, 01:35 PM by Nicole Pasulka with | with 2 comment(s) Filed under: wedding, theater, theater people

• Scanner Highs and Lows: We Like to Play Dress Up

  It's true, we like to put on high heels and feather boas and maybe, just maybe, we'll get dressed up to go to the theater. Read More... Posted Feb 08 2008, 04:57 PM by Emily Farris with | with 1 comment(s) Filed under: anna nicole smith, high heels, police, dead people, Lost, highs and lows, scanner emily, wet hot american summer, captions, voting, peru, sawyer, burlesque, theater